Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll run out of oxygen and die.
Queso?! More like yayso!!
Busy day delivering shoulder justice to sidewalk etiquette violators in SoHo
CBS just labeled Vernon Davis as a linebacker, which probably explains why he was such a horrible TE option in fantasy this year
Just washed down some mucinex with whiskey in case any of you kids out there are wondering what adulthood is like
I don't listen to Nicki Minaj but I do own a parakeet with turrets
Kaepernick sounds like a British super hero who is really just a good tailor
"Is AJ McCarron ok? Will he live? So his girlfriend isn't single?" - Musburger questioning sideline reporter
What is Frankenstorm and has anyone tried teaching it how to love?
Costume idea: A-Rod. Carry a bench made of money and sit on it in any stressful situations throughout the night
Guns don't kill people, single parent homes kill people #debate
Red Bull gave me wings and now NONE of my good shirts fit :(
ex-baby, ping pong enthusiast, not a comedian but thinks he's pretty funny