The Daft Punk show is actually a private event for Rick Perry, big fan. #SXSW

Sketch of suspect responsible in the death of Esmeralda Barrera, please share http://t.co/BMyFnOQo

"I WANT PUMPKIN FLAVORED/SCENTED EVERYTHING" -white people in the fall

Here's some info on where to donate blood in Austin:  http://www.inyourhands.org/aboutblooddonation.php … and info for the DFW: https://www.google.com/search?q=blood+donation+dfw&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari … West will need it

Being a Chris Brown fan seems like a lot of work, what with constantly defending him on Twitter and having to listen to his shitty music

Lana Del Rey dropped out of SXSW, that'll clear up about 4000 annoying LDR tweets from my feed for that week

Sources say Prince will play on Satutday atop the Frost Tower to an audience of one, himself in front of a mirror. #sxsw

Found this dog on East 3rd, no tags, no chip, very sweet female, please contact if you have any info. Please share pic.twitter.com/94SSD6PHH6

You should always tip your bartender, but if you're getting free drinks you must absolutely tip your bartender #dipshits

All the sad girls in Austin bout to be sadder if Fiona don't make it tonight

Just saw a girl flash to get into a dirty 6th bar not hosting a party and with about 10 ppl in line #sxsw

@theblacklips why didn't you guys play the anthem instead of Zach Brown Band? Disappointed in Atlanta

"omg this is so cute! Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon Levit are the best!" -lame people on Facebook

How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram! *cries, shoot myself in the head*

interesting blog post about an occurence at Barbarella this weekend, homophobic employees? http://t.co/225bI53z

If Mexicans were told how man calories were in a tamale they'd say "what the fuck is a calorie" and continue to eat their delicious treat

Ou no, If this game runs long my football friends are going to meet my Golden Globe friends and everyone is going to know my life is a lie!!

Now we can't ring in a new year, the Mayans were right! #RIPDickClark

I BEEN ON MAD MEN SINCE SEASON 1 AND I AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO A VIEWING PARTY, THAT SHIT REAL & PERSONAL, WATCH THAT SHIT AT HOME

Found this lil lady around 3rd and Comal yesterday and she followed me home, anyone know an owner? No tags. Pls RT http://t.co/Dl78NgxC