Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"I WANT PUMPKIN FLAVORED/SCENTED EVERYTHING" -white people in the fall
Here's some info on where to donate blood in Austin: http://www.inyourhands.org/aboutblooddonation.php … and info for the DFW: https://www.google.com/search?q=blood+donation+dfw&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari … West will need it
Being a Chris Brown fan seems like a lot of work, what with constantly defending him on Twitter and having to listen to his shitty music
Lana Del Rey dropped out of SXSW, that'll clear up about 4000 annoying LDR tweets from my feed for that week
All the sad girls in Austin bout to be sadder if Fiona don't make it tonight
"omg this is so cute! Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon Levit are the best!" -lame people on Facebook
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram! *cries, shoot myself in the head*
If Mexicans were told how man calories were in a tamale they'd say "what the fuck is a calorie" and continue to eat their delicious treat
Ou no, If this game runs long my football friends are going to meet my Golden Globe friends and everyone is going to know my life is a lie!!
Now we can't ring in a new year, the Mayans were right! #RIPDickClark
I BEEN ON MAD MEN SINCE SEASON 1 AND I AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO A VIEWING PARTY, THAT SHIT REAL & PERSONAL, WATCH THAT SHIT AT HOME