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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Lou Reed, now we can't Reed and jergub hrefy drapt pliska flarmk
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram! *cries, shoot myself in the head*
"I WANT PUMPKIN FLAVORED/SCENTED EVERYTHING" -white people in the fall
Being a Chris Brown fan seems like a lot of work, what with constantly defending him on Twitter and having to listen to his shitty music
Here's some info on where to donate blood in Austin: http://www.inyourhands.org/aboutblooddonation.php … and info for the DFW: https://www.google.com/search?q=blood+donation+dfw&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari … West will need it
Lana Del Rey dropped out of SXSW, that'll clear up about 4000 annoying LDR tweets from my feed for that week
Prayers to parents with no twitter who are carrying four chairs, a tent, a portable toilet, 63 water bottles and 17 umbrellas to ACL rn
The royal baby will begin to date Blue Ivy in 2031, they will marry a few years later. In 2035 Blue Ivy will give birth to our one true God.
What if Haim was just Hanson in drag?
All the sad girls in Austin bout to be sadder if Fiona don't make it tonight