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I love Jimmy Fallon even though he's kind of like a less masterbatey Pee Wee Herman...
I have people texting me "Guess what day it is!?!?!?" That hump day commercial can go away anytime.
I'm getting a good laugh at all the homophobes waiting in line at CFA to get some cock in their mouth! Bawk-bawk
Turkey and ham cooking.. Everything else will.happen in a bit. .. We eat at 1...
We have an end of the season football party at the skating rink at 4. Meh. Son gets his way too big football jacket today.
I got RTd by the Goosebumps guy y'all.. I love twitter..
I don't mind sleeping in a tent if I can still wash my ass.
I have nothing interesting to say and I just wanted you all to know.
No precipitation & no school. I'd rather them stay home than be sent & it get bad while they're gone...
I want a bacon cheeseburger and fries.
My feet are resting on top of a heating pad... Relief...
My oldest is very angry that I put walnuts in the chocolate chip cookie dough. VERY ANGRY.
If your cinnamon toast does not look like it has too much butter you're doing it wrong.