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Seriously. Three kids needing a haircut at the same time is a pita when there's only one cutter!
My response to just about everything: "Boys are dumb."
Yawn... Sports are dumb... Just big boys who can't stop playing with their balls...
#NowWatching Christmas Vacation... If you don't love this movie you probably kick baby bunnies. And are an asshole.
I had one drink.... Should I go for two?
I live in a house full of Goldie Locks'.. Too hot, too cold, too lumpy.. (I'm the too lumpy)
I think I'm going to hell.
I have 599 followers. WooHoo! There are atleast 600 crazy people on twitter! (Yes, me included)
I never have to be the designated driver. I've got this shit figured out.
I'm weird & sometimes tweet bad words .... I like to follow awesome folks... So be awesome!