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Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like.
I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends.
Kicked out of Macy's for yelling "This is a sham! IT'S A GODDAMN SHAM!" in the bedding department even though technically I was right
Twilight is the literary World War I: you thought this was as bad as it could get, but then WWII/Fifty Shades happened.
Guys, don't listen to reality stars or models when it comes to vaccines. Don't even listen to ME, listen to the SCIENCE.
There really should be a holiday to mourn the dinosaurs.
If I were really really ridiculously wealthy, I wouldn't buy a mansion, just tiny apartments in every city I love.
TOP THREE WAYS TO RID YOUR BODY OF TOXINS: 1. Have a liver. 2. Have kidneys. 3. Use them.
Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber? My teenage crush punched this generation's teenage crush!
I don't like 50 Shades because it's a poorly written apologia for domestic abuse masquerading as BDSM and liberation.
"I am here to make friends" - Canadian reality show contestants
Yes, you just got advice on sexy books from a former child actor. I feed off your ruined childhoods.
Let this be a warning to any creepers. Say or do something awful to a woman and you, too, may end up on display to thousands of people.
Paul was the Gryffindor, John was Slytherin (not evil, but cunning and cocky), and George was a Ravenclaw. Ringo, undoubtedly Hufflepuff.
Ruining childhoods, fumbling toward relevancy. Retweet Queen. It doesn't rhyme with Sarah. FAQs: http://t.co/1TJLocAjHE http://t.co/akQfC22XEW