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Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like.
I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends.
Guys, don't listen to reality stars or models when it comes to vaccines. Don't even listen to ME, listen to the SCIENCE.
There really should be a holiday to mourn the dinosaurs.
If I were really really ridiculously wealthy, I wouldn't buy a mansion, just tiny apartments in every city I love.
Kicked out of Macy's for yelling "This is a sham! IT'S A GODDAMN SHAM!" in the bedding department even though technically I was right
TOP THREE WAYS TO RID YOUR BODY OF TOXINS: 1. Have a liver. 2. Have kidneys. 3. Use them.
I don't like 50 Shades because it's a poorly written apologia for domestic abuse masquerading as BDSM and liberation.
"I am here to make friends" - Canadian reality show contestants
Let this be a warning to any creepers. Say or do something awful to a woman and you, too, may end up on display to thousands of people.
Paul was the Gryffindor, John was Slytherin (not evil, but cunning and cocky), and George was a Ravenclaw. Ringo, undoubtedly Hufflepuff.
"Mom, why won't Dad let us have toys?"
"It's a long story, honey. A toy sto-"
"JEN! Don't do this!"
"We have to tell them sometime, Sid!"
Netflix says Mean Girls is in the spotlight today but it is in the spotlight of my heart EVERY day
A lot of my friends tell me they "Don't really listen to the lyrics" of their favorite music. Do you guys hold your noses while eating, too?
Ruining childhoods, fumbling toward relevancy. It doesn't rhyme with Sarah. FAQs: http://t.co/1TJLocAjHE http://t.co/akQfC22XEW