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Very sad, very upset, very glad I did not have to hear about this though Twitter. Probably going to be taking some time off it for a while.
I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends.
Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like.
Going for "bad boys" is bullshit. You won't change him. Want someone who ignores you and is alternately loving and rude to you? Get a cat.
Sir Richard Attenborough was the only Santa Claus I ever believed in. A wonderful man. Still in shock right now. May he rest in peace.
There really should be a holiday to mourn the dinosaurs.
Kicked out of Macy's for yelling "This is a sham! IT'S A GODDAMN SHAM!" in the bedding department even though technically I was right
Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge.
I AM POWER.
I AM RESILIENCE.
I AM A BRA STRAP.
Twilight is the literary World War I: you thought this was as bad as it could get, but then WWII/Fifty Shades happened.
Guys, don't listen to reality stars or models when it comes to vaccines. Don't even listen to ME, listen to the SCIENCE.
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.
If I were really really ridiculously wealthy, I wouldn't buy a mansion, just tiny apartments in every city I love.
SJW: someone who cares about people more than video games
I'm wearing all black and it's not even Valentine's Day
You know what's fun? Referring to comedians who happen to be female simply as "comedians" rather than "female comedians"
Ruining childhoods, fumbling toward relevance. Retweet Curator. It doesn't rhyme with Sarah. FAQs: http://t.co/1TJLocAjHE http://t.co/akQfC22XEW