#IslamTaughtMe that prayer gives you a wonderful feeling about yourself. A peaceful content.

@mtismael مرة ركبت فى تاكسى، و الراجل فجأة سألنى "الأمورة مسلمة؟" قلتله "ليه بتسأل؟" قالى"أصل لا موأخذة مبركبش مسيحيين" .... نزلت.

فطير بالسكر > دو نتس

Manhood > Shaking shoulders

Irony is when you catch a Salafi checking you out.

POLITICS IS DIRTIER THAN PORNOGRAPHY. There, I said it.

Laughter is a cure.

Pick a stranger. Spend the whole day with them. Do crazy things. Share secrets. HAVE FUN. Never see each other again.

7azr tagawol? YA3NI MAFISH MIDNIGHT CLUBBING TANY????????? Lol jk ana youm lama atsha2leb barooh geneina mall! .. Lol jk tany..

Family members who post comments like "إزيك يا ميرو واحشتنى" on Facebook profile pictures ..... why?

Xenophilia: (n) an attraction to foreign people, cultures, or customs. (SO ME!)

“This isn't your world. It's your parents'. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.”

I avoid fighting with girls, not because I'm a sissy wimp, but because if it gets ugly, it gets dreadfully horrendous. Khafo 3ala nafsoko!

I still want Coldplay to perform in Egypt. Make my wish come true, yo music industry.

مراجيح السيدة > باص المدرسة

I need an explanation to why a sane human being would ever betray his lifetime best friend. Love? Wrong answer.

Retweet if you're proud to be one of the weirdos who check Google results pages #2, #3, #4, and #5. *expects no retweets :(*

Beauty. http://t.co/rarWkt7E

Shit, finals screw your tweets up don't they?

@ellenapr Cause on Twitter, you're kinda attracted to the mind not the appearance which is basically the way it should be in real life. :/