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McKayla Maroney just won Gold in murdering someone with her eyes.
7 more months until girls start acting like they like football again in the hopes of getting rawdogged by a bunch of dudes!
it's a stay-inside-and-look-up-pictures-of-zac-efron-and-imagine-your-life-together kind of night
in 2013 lets all agree that you put your hair up at the gym.
"Hey boy, your watch would look great on the night stand in my childhood bedroom at my parents house where I live right now."
Husband Draft tonight
I'd have to say April 25th, because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket!
'tis the season to tweet grade point averages, fa la la la la LA LA LA LA
NBC should develop a show where Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, & Kristen Wiig just sit around and talk for 30 minutes every night.
Wearing a pink ruffled shirt, getting plastered drunk and lying to everyone this weekend. Yes, you guessed it. I'm going as Casey Anthony.
Apparently the 16 year old giving a BJ in the Starbucks parking lot Just wanted some more cream in her coffee.
I've thought about this a lot, and I actually think you should get a hello kitty tattoo.
just sending "K" in a text is the easily way to say "I hate you and I never want to be friends and you're a terrible and I hate you!!!!!!!"
I trap stink bugs under cups and wait for my dad to come home and handle it because I'm a fuckin lady.
would be more into the Super Bowl if it was the San Fran 69ers and the Baltimore Raisins.
I know it's a good joke when everyone yells "Ew, oh god please go take a lap."
I have like 7 imaginary boyfriends, so whatever. - dinner with Ryan Gosling tonight.
Ok, I can't do this anymore. I've never met Mickey Rourke.