@nice_mustard Overthrow guvmint/While blazed out of your mind stoned/Would be a high coup

@gayk47 That's cute. Are y'all juggalos?

@lizelarsen Are you Jenna Marbles??

@sameblacklist @scrirc I say let the planet get rid of all of us so it can go back to doing its thing.

@headkutter Bangin fireflies.

So fencing is just professional poking?

@1bigmick You're a good man who'll make good ways. Ache now, rise when you're ready.

@honesttoddler Memory jogged: Once my sis & I tried to talk to our mailman from high in our tree n he yelled unintelligibly at us! Bastard!

@heykarlin Yes. Doubleday published "The Bone: Vampire" two yrs ago. Great scenes.I'm halfway through the sequel "Vampire Spawn of Fucking."

@littlemsaddict Perhaps you are a vampire.

@tgijeff Oh, geeeeez. I don't know why, but this tweet actually made me laugh loudly......Still laughing. Ha.

@guttalikenootha Not sure what I got, but still rolling from last night. LAST. NIGHT. Top of the wooooorld!!!

@losephine That's exactly what I did in college :-)

@littlemsaddict So sorry, darlin. Really, really am :-(

#FF @hehaithme @mlbdreampicks @chiweethedog @bigfellaatm @bigdaddyderek1 @chadnov59 @jaymackiesports @grasadie @sportscheetah

The imminent worldwide bacon shortage means the Mayans were right.

@dipbecca I handle reality by drinking.

Gay slur not ok but an insulting caricature of a Native American (Cleveland) and a buffoonish chant & chop are (Atlanta)? #EscobarEyeBlack

@djr_102 Dude, you're off the hook at the third.

#FF @mlbdreampicks @chiweethedog @bigdaddyderek1 @chadnov59 @behindthebets