"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

I don't flirt. I'm just nicer to those I find more attractive.

What if everyone you know on Facebook decides to come to Twitter? How fast can WE start a new web site and be gone? And what do we call it?

What did we do before Twitter when we wanted to socialize? Probably go see real people... What a bacterial risk that must have been...Eeww

Dear men! This 'sandals and socks' issue...can we once and for all end this madness and STOP DOING THAT!!!! / love all women.

Son: Is it true ,Dad, that in some part of Africa the man don´t know his wife before marriage? Dad: It´s the same in all countries, my son.

I admit that I do not wear thong. If anything is about to creep into my butthole it will not be underwear...

Some women believe that having tits solves all problems... It doesn´t. Duct tape solves all problems!

I took off my bra and my strength and energy totally collapsed. Didn´t even know that I kept it there!

I follow people because they somehow got my attention and I find them interesting, funny or just cute. :) So NO to "teamfollowback", sorry!

My sister is threatening to drop by today. So I can really use a hideout! Anyone? I can even do some chores...

What´s the deal with those annoying followers that stick around for a day and then unfollow...Indecision or just plain stupidity?

When people I know ask about Twitter...I say: "Ooooh stay away!! All the retards and sickos are gathered there. Scary place!" - Still works!

Maybe I am a horrible person but this made me really laugh... http://t.co/Fod8kQSp

I assume that women with boob avatars are not the same women who complain that men only stare at their chest instead of listening to them...

I´ve been wondering...those of you who have headless avi´s...is that because you´re ugly, shy or just plain headless??

Don't take everything so literally... Twitter is for exaggerations, fantasies and sometimes simply lies. That's why we're here...

Reading your tweets I have no idea what some of you are babbling about. It could be me...but I seriously doubt that.

I´m willing to bet that lots of you guys didn´t get laid yesterday...

What is this 'offline' people talk about??