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@curlycomedy I know how it is. They always just wave through the police checkpoints my van that says, "Mobile Pressure Cooker Repairs."
@thenardvark Then Larry Craig foot tapping had to go and ruin that dream for us.
@feelmytweets It's a trade off. Adults getting married generally aren't still shitting their pants.
@feelmytweets Silly man. In Russia only Putin is allowed to have horses and those are just for him to hunt.
@crankdathoe Everyone is supposed to have an inny. There's something wrong with an outty. I suspect they are aliens or Al Qaeda or something
@crankdathoe Fact: The more men masturbate, the lower their chance of getting Prostate Cancer. Your health is in your hands.
@blitznbeans I saw one in a Vietnamese food market in Dallas for real. I screamed.
@sbellelauren They'd better put a rubber glove on the clamps of the bomb squad robot in case it goes off.
@curlycomedy Are you watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo again?????
@samgrittner The rest of us haven't so please get dressed.
@chrisrregan I suggested the idea, but it got shot down.
@adamwearspants I heard the @1milmoms group is protesting the ads, as they feel it promotes child bestiality.
@mariecolette You better run that question by HR to be sure.
@joshfadem Someday if you study hard you have everything it takes to become a personal assistant to Lindsay Lohan.
@curlycomedy On my birthday I become Abe Vigoda, #doingitwrong
@curlycomedy Texas is really pronounced TexAss.
@curlycomedy Neither are cats. I tried for years to get her to just paw the icon. She would have none of it. She died twitterless. :(
@guyendorekaiser He's fair game. Mitt the flipper injected himself squarely into the fray with his comments on FEMA.
@curlycomedy Had an old lady on FB that would type "how.are.you.today.?." So I blocked her. Life is cruel.
@tng_s8 LMAO. My thoughts exactly on Wes's uniform. I jokingly say it begs a debriefing from Picard. Maybe Worf if the lad is sturdy enough.
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