Just saw a girl who's forehead was so big it should be called a five head

Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, .....hi ;)

How about never? Is never good for you?

Raising a daughter I see how even the most beautiful woman can be insecure. STOP IT you are all beautiful & need to know it

@sheila_mac420 and we wish for a day without pain or discomfort for you Hun. Oh and no hater bs.

@hipchkk lol you have no idea just how true that is!!

I'm 3rd generation not give a fuck

This woman in front of me she should have a license plate instead o a name tag

"I love you more than a fat kid loves cake" -me being as close as I get to romantic

Ever have one of those days you realize your having one of those lives??

Told my girl I would NEVER hut her for 2 reasons
1.she hits back
2.I bruise easy

I know this isn't a original thought by any means but FUCK cancer with the biggest bag of dicks EVER

@diaperslinger klunk!! (my jaw hitting the floor) just beautiful Hun! Thanks for brightening my day.

Ex:why r u a smartass?
Me:well you ha dumbass covered so I thought I'd cover this end since you've got that side.

@ladyfiredancer @vodka_a_jones
How bout awesome? Or is that just me?

Her:you know it upsets me when you talk about other women
Me:you do remember your married to someone else right?!?

Ever have one of those days you realize your having one of those lives?

Her:will u respect me in the morning (giggles)
Me:bitch I don't respect u now so what do u think