@amandapalmer @neilhimself A fantastic anti-homophobia campaign that went live today. I thought you'd be interested! http://t.co/HztDoV8q

My new @neilhimself inspired tattoo #iamhope http://t.co/Pjjg06lP

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You know when your children tell you there's a monster in their closet? Well just because YOU can't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there.

RT @coachmarkl: #ultimatereset is over. I feel absolutely incredible. I lost a total of 28lbs and my blood pressure dropped over 30 points

Like #StarWars but hate Jar Jar Binks? Check out @elenajacob's rewrite! Chapter 4 is out and it's fantastic. http://t.co/49htzdAV

I now have hot sauce on my desk. Work life just got better.

The day has finally come, folks, @jenlkirchner's book The Fourth Channel is up on Good Reads - http://t.co/JO01WUWi Add it to your list!

Have you guys read the intro chapter to my new comedy series? It stars a man everyone knows but nobody wants to meet. http://t.co/ZU2AfQ2H

Ghost caught on camera in an office building. http://t.co/yS7YBi0Q

Read my latest story, Guardian. It's the story of an undefeated teddy bear and his boy. http://t.co/LypsT5Kq #amwriting #short

"What's that? A story that ISN'T Zombies OR a Killing Friends story? And it's by Mark Lidstone?! I'm intrigued" - You. http://t.co/7oSgfmXh

The final voting chapter for Zombies II is live. How will out heroes survive this one? Or will they? http://t.co/r4gFobG0

For those who missed yesterday's post, I have a new twitter feed dedicated to fitness and health. Check it out! @coachmarkl #fitness #p90x

@amandapalmer @angela2rabbit STOP MAKING AMANDA SAD YOU STRANGE RABBIT!

I've finished reading @jenlkirchner's novel and now my life has no meaning. Immediate sequel is required.

I don't want to work today. I just want to go write. Please? Please can I just write?

"The men upstairs believed that in order to understand death, you had to understand life. I believed the opposite was true." #wiplines

When I get 50 likes on my author page, I'm giving away a copy of Black Scars by @daezarkian Get up on it! http://t.co/2u6W89R9

I'm contemplating writing a series of Campfire stories for the summer. What are some of your favourites? Inspire me, people.