if you think somethings wrong in your life only you can change it, don't expect anyone else to they really don't care #talkingbollocks

The front page of the inaugural Sun on Sunday http://t.co/vW7cKhp8 via @twitpic

#libdems 5% of vote in south Shields. Good news. At this rate the party will be dead before next election. Just what they deserve

So Following links on my local Labour Party web site in Kent I get to @brownhillsbob how strange

RT @lmhugs410: It’s so weird to think that before Twitter all of this shit just stayed in people’s heads. < best place for most of it

@slack_tv I know of one now ex-member who tore their membership card up and sent it back. Been a liberal party member since 1970

@slack_tv think people are just cleaner. also says a lot for street cleansing services

why so long for someone who REALLY served their country to be recognised ?  http://po.st/1RSrlY 

Oasis #terribletributebands

@wombat37 not sure "off white rennies" will have many hits

Wife watching #XFactor so we get a mutilated Lennon song in a effort to make people forget the sacrificed Beatles song earlier ?

@bertswattermain enjoy http://t.co/5ipt12Lm

@bertswattermain have you heard oyster band and June Tabour Di live will tear us apart ? truly wonderful

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

@harry_ramsden not any men of age. We have porn sensors wired into our brains

@mynameisedd all income above, like 40p rate. Would be punative otherwise. Wages would have to be 362k to make it worth crossing threshold

I've just voted for @cameronswilly #GoldenTwits http://t.co/gaMiLwhW

#londonsongs Sitting on the Docklands of the Bay

#mumquotes If you fall off and break your legs don't come running to me

@lynnybinbin @fulhammatty not a lot there, school, petrol station, little chef and a small aircraft museum, gateway to Romney marshes