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Anybody ever wonder what Casper died of?
In space no one can hear you cream. #OneLetterTypos
I decided to have a real traditional thanksgiving, so I gave my neighbor I just met small pox, stole his yard and claimed I discovered it.
Not sure why #Weiner is such a big deal, I remember when the Vice President "Dick" shot a guy in the face.
Goldielocks And The Three Beers #bookdrinks
John Lennon would have been 72 today. Happy Birthday
James Monroe And The Giant Impeachment #OtherFictitiousPresidentialFilms
Twitter is the filibuster of reality.