Jays can't hit because they are tired as shit and the Padres can't hit cause they're the Padres. We may be here a bit longer.

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If you are a Leaf fan living in TO and you don't drive past the Four Seasons all night honking.... I just don't even know man.

@productiveouts You wouldn't have to go through this if you had drafted Yadier "the Mole" Eena

America's past-time, called by great Canadian Dan Shulman. Whatta voice, whatta beauty.

Hey everyone, just so you know. THERE IS EM EFFING BASEBALL ON TV TONIGHT. REAL BASEBALL.

SEE YA CHICAGO!!! BBBYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE.

Seriously Blackhawks. Wtf. You should lose soon so your first lost won't come at the hands of the Avs, because that'd be super embarrassing.

Tarasenko turned into that hit, unfortunate. Hope he isn't seriously injured.

The Avs really deserved a better fate than that tonight. That's a tough one to swallow.

@buffclutch jersey that fucker.

Instigator rule is the dumbest shit. The refs don't do their job so the player has to and they get penalized.

@boobsradley that pool gave those people lung cancer and they died :(

@seangentille I saw the text last night, "technically people have eaten airplanes" @ryanclassic

@seangentille I took a piss on his driveway once. True story.

@bluejaygal Uggh BC traffic. #Bluejays #Avs #BCLions #TweetsLikeBlueJayGal

@suicidepass and sir Tebow the devout did with his arm, lob the air filled pig bladder into the sky only to be caught by a purple raven.

@johnmoe Me too #sunlight