Give a crap about someone sometimes.

I claim these mini tacos in the name of Spain!

You can Lead a man to a toilet, but you can't make him lift the seat.

Ive never had a Irish man in my hallway before.

Dress in layers people, especially in winter. The first layer should be a healthy does of self respect. Then move on to wool.

All i know right now is that I have all the hates.

Bacon gets you laid.

I don't think I'll ever get to tell a girl that her breast are like BSG (BattleStarGalactica) Epic.

It's hilarious to see people apologize for tweeting too much or flooding the stream, its like being sorry for peeing in a ocean.

An this happened….  http://www.vita.mn/crawl/179385151.html … AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH HH H H H H H H HHHHHHHH H HH HH H H H HHHHHHHHH H HHH H HH H H H!

Be aware of how you categorize people, because I'm sure it was done to you, in a unfair way.

I'm going to stay single forever. Watching my crushes get hooked up by tyrannosaurus'.

When you wish upon a star, it's already dead when the light reaches us… just like your dreams.

There is only one thing we need to say to death, not today.

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He bit into a Jucy Lucy right away, because he was a pretentious fucking ignoramus.

I'm a Exclusive wanker. Leave a message after the screams. I'm on holiday.

"Regret doesn’t remind us that we did badly — it reminds us that we know we can do better.” http://t.co/3MNwWmah

I could really rush to mortimer's for last call. I think I'm thru with trying to find last call. Somethings might be more important.

That's it then. The TARDIS Tea Society is going to #CONvergence. Hell or High Water.

http://vimeo.com/20440431 Jammer Rhea Lentless from @nsrg skating with the Helmet Camera!! Totally so fricking awesome!! Watch it!!