So a great punny joke would be "I just bought a new bathing suit but it's huge! I'm swimming in it!"

According to Snap Chat my mom and I are best friends.

Blasting Childish Gambino with the windows down = we're the coolest white girls ever

Turns out my frozen strawberry colada was so good because it was a virgin. Because I'm obviously 12 and can't have alcohol.

Sandy is actually being adorable right now  http://instagram.com/p/YvirIzvyWN/ 

Loving the fact that there's a stripper on American Dad wearing a Twin Peaks crop top.

One thing I hate about sleeping with my door open is EVERYTHING ABOUT IT OH MY GOD WHY AM I SO AFRAID OF THE DARK YOU GUYS!?

Just gonna listen to "Jessie's Girl" on repeat for the rest of the night.

@inturnaround I could've told you that

I never do #FF so here you go: @thepatreidy @quadsidecreeper @er0b @danielleromeo52 @alissacrist @makenzie_house @rockypajarito @evankaufman

@thepatreidy Damn. Your invite is already in the mail and it'll crush my brother if you don't come

In love with this dress #uoonyou  http://instagr.am/p/WnJmTZPyVh/ 

I love this color so much #nailpolish #essie  http://instagr.am/p/Wi0lAEvyTE/ 

"I'd be impressed if they got Duran Duran out there to sing" - my dad #Oscars

Amazing new Facebook cover photo  http://instagr.am/p/WC_8gIPyTS/ 

@inturnaround I actually lucked out and didn't get that when I downloaded 4 songs from the album

This version of "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" by Burt Bacharach and Elvis Costello touches my soul.

This is kind of perfect.
@hellogiggles's photo  http://instagram.com/p/UhGUzpGaIl/ 

I look good here. @detsamspade looks funny. You're welcome  http://instagr.am/p/UKgBTfPyc1/ 

I just went through @kseefried's tweets from the past few days and I enjoyed them thoroughly so #FF