Dude looked like a goblin

I got fucking robot ears and I don't understand dub step

Gaaaaaaawd it took forever to shave my balls with that dinky bic razor

Sometimes I shake my testicles at people for shits n giggles

He's rad! RT @misslazyj: I love the boy. Love. The. Boy. Love him. #winning

what if cheez-its are our Soilent Green? mind=blown

@starrygirl8675 fucking balls

@tat2skatermom you are full of fucking win, carry on

Seriously answered the phone with a "galactica actual"

@thenoahkinsey @jazzzzzmina hopefully it's an electric plug in snuggie

@misslazyj @fatj00 @torioreo somebody needs to try that Japanese vag steam cleaning, I want to hear about how awkward it is lol

We should be celebrating sexuality

@misslazyj @bombscribe #prolapsedanus

I know wtf! RT @badadvicenurse: Kids have, like, no alcohol tolerance.

These nuts

RT @ooohice: If u don't agree w/ how another walks thru life, that is your fucking problem not theirs.

Lmao RT @billmc7: Talk Like a Pirate Day? Why? What we need is a Talk Like a Mime Day where everybody shuts the fuck up.

Awesome RT @tigersgoroooar: All I know is that I am, like, hyper-aware of my own butthole.

Fuck today is dragging as like a dogs behind on carpet

@misslazyj RT @roguegod: Someone sent this to me, take a look. Tattoo on an amputee. The art work (cont)  http://tl.gd/lr8apf