OMG SHE HAS SUCH BIG DREAMS! RT @iamledgin My friend's niece has leukemia and she wants me to get 9,000 followers by tonight. Please RT.

So #ZachBraff can afford this but wants YOU to pay for his movie? Gross. #kickstarter #hollywood #celebrity  http://nymag.com/homedesign/spring2012/zach-braff-2012-5/ …

"If ever there was a day I wish I owned a babaganoush truck...TODAY IS THAT DAY!" # thingsoverheardinarmenianprotesttraffic

I do not understand the ombré hair trend. Now we're paying to look like we can't afford to get our roots done? #fashion #beauty

1 of my clients proudly showed me line on her tummy where abs are starting to show & said "you did this!" #Pilates does a body good!

#ChrisBrown releases single "Don't Judge Me." I'm thinking about releasing my own song "How About I Punch YOU in the Face"? #celebrity

Law & Order:SVU, Trader Joe's Mac n' cheese, a glass of red wine. This is how you pregame when you're 30. #holidayparties

I don't understand how anyone can not support #guncontrol after a tragedy like this. It's not THE solution but it's part of it.

@meh_82 @johnrossbowie That's like saying we don't need cops because some people don't break the speed limit. #ridiculous

@johnrossbowie except "you know I like my girls a little bit older" will always be more intriguing than "I just met you and this is crazy."

@bdonahueweedman Bwahahahahaha LOVE the Ramona impression, especially the glasses!!!

Funny, since every guy I met on OKC could barely pay rent. RT @timothycarter: OKCupid 2 Venture In2 Housemate Matching http://t.co/yL9AUl6M

Dear future generation of employees: employers now look at your Twitter (I just did). If you wouldn't say it 2 your mother, don't tweet it.

Thanks to @theonion , @wilco , @dupreeblue , and @thejulieeffect for an amazing Chicago time! #vipstyle #Chicago2012 http://t.co/PnX3A6Gx

@tristasutter my confusion is why you're still getting press when u've done nothing to merit it. Stayed married & got a boob job. Congrats?

Can someone, ANYONE, tell me why anyone still gives a shit about @tristasutter? I don't GET it.

I am so crazy about my guy. In the best way possible. #happiness

Who are you people who LINE UP to meet Theresa & Joe Giudice and how many drugs are you taking? #RHONJ

Let's take a moment for a laugh. #BreakingBad fan? Check out Aaron Paul on The Price Is Right: http://t.co/vdXnIQip #awesome

@bdonahueweedman dying! Dying! DVR'ed both at boyfriend's but won't see til this weekend! Living vicariously thru ur tweets!