THIS > @footballfunnys BREAKING: The end of the world has now been postponed as God wants to watch Real Madrid against Man United.

This article reminds me of @sunnysunwords 's Crown Your Customer  http://www.nation.co.ke/Features/DN2/How-some-firms-use-social-media/-/957860/1843184/-/item/0/-/u1b79jz/-/index.html … . Carried our bad analogue manners into digital

This is baseless , alarmist and inappropriate journalism from CNN! #KOT Stage-managed?  http://edition.cnn.com/video/?/video/international/2013/02/28/elbagir-kenya-armed.cnn … @cnn @robertalai @mercymaina

SMH ! Kshs 500,000,000 divide by 40,000,000 people = Kshs 12.50 cents . Stop this madness of arguing saf com can give each Kenyan 1 M.

Yummy article @mytenacious @deee_lectable @bonifacemwangi @bonneytunya @bobcollymore  http://www.businessdailyafrica.com/Opinion-and-Analysis/-/539548/1745806/-/pyrbgl/-/index.html … @amijiwaji @m_ama @robertalai

Today may not be the end of the world as the Mayans had predicted. But for Musalia Mudavadi , it seems the end of his political world.

Arsenal fan experience vs customer loyalty . Parallels ?  http://www.businessdailyafrica.com/Opinion+++Analysis/Draw+lessons+from+Arsenal+fan+experience+on+customer+loyalty+/-/539548/1609330/-/d7alfq/-/index.html … @mercymaina @deekerubo @shilznyayieka @emmanueljuma1

Speech is silver. Silence is golden. http://t.co/9xuDxxny @mohammedhersi @bobcollymore @emmanueljuma1 @jmkikwete @paulocoelho

You Said - Sara Mitaru feat. Bien Aime (OFFICIAL VIDEO):  http://youtu.be/MjcGTvF6cgs  via @saramitaru

Today is proof that Messi greatly deserves to be FIFA World Player of the Year. To think he has been winning all those trophies singularly !

#DidaWisdom Retweet only when really funny . But leave space for subtweets. And some more for replies.

#DearMutahi Will IEBC stop using the electronic chronograph ( aka clock) and resort to manual checking of sun and shadow to tell the time ?

My grandpa used to tell me that God gave the white man a watch . But for Africans he gave us time. IEBC obviously got that memo.

True RT @mokayah
The tendency of the masses is mediocrity. Follow the crowd and you'll settle for being average

I suspect Romney will actually vote for Obama !

Can twitter really help business ? http://t.co/xZM9ShAF @deekerubo @demki @davidosiany @mercymaina @ashleymganga @gachara @evamahogo

Life tip 99 : Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people just ignore.

Just thinking loudly , even if we do conduct a Presidential Debate KE , other than tribe , what do the main candidates really differ in ?

@mugambinandi @sunnysunwords Does CBK have a twitter handle ? I would like to file this complain if so.y

At certain levels of competition, its the mind games and not ability that decide the winner ....BvB vs Bayern present such an opportunity.