@marykoco @theleanover mary, we'll give you all the (Vegan) beer you can stomach!

Classic troll comment! pic.twitter.com/EtSq5HiLW0

@theleanover @marykoco you're gonna hear from our (really shitty) lawyers!

@marykoco @erockgasoline Come do my podcast, Yo Pre-Adults!. We're very respectful and there's a fully-stocked bar in the green room.

@marykoco carrots are snacks in the sad little world I'm building myself

@marykoco that GD half an onion cop has been riding my ass ever since I moved to salad sity

@marykoco When are you going to address the growing banana immigration problem, Mayor Tomato?

@marykoco Au contraire Mary. Also, to the contrary. I was not born with a silver snack in my mouth. I'm a self made snack. #RonPaul #OrRand

@marykoco Comptroller: broken dreams

@marykoco one of those days

@marykoco I worked hard for my snacks Mary. It's not the government's job to provide snacks.

@oreo Can you hook up @marykoco with some snacks. She's running low.

@marykoco So it goes, so it goes.

@marykoco I want to be so skinny for you. #guesswhat #yeah #stillinlovewithyou

@marykoco Sounds like Wilted Kale's been in office and needs to retire, no?

@marykoco for blueberries, Salad City is like Guantanamo Bay…

@marykoco I hear that.

@marykoco (note to self: don't tell her you have chocolate ice cream and beer)

@marykoco Entertainment like this should be given out for free on a Wednesday morning.

@marykoco Are you talking about the 1 percent?