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You guys iggy finally replied to my question about Vegemite. Excuse me while I die.
Ghetto bitch in a '94 Dodge Plymouth was just cleaning a bowl out her window, driving down the road #CovingtonKY #Cincinnati
The lady at Sally's told me I'm her favorite and gave me her professional discount
Seriously I'm so annoyed at how much I work and how much homework I have.
Preparing myself for the worst presentation in history. #isuckatschool
Lemme drink this church wine out of a tropicana bottle in my french class
But why are we eating at 530 when I was told to be in Louisville by 2?
"Nigga yew mad cos yo man sed mi pussy da best he eva taste!" -Lady on campus.
Today is a day of rest, fore today is the day of birth of queen Beyoncé #Happy30thBeyonce amen
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
honey it's gunna take more than one vagina to make this straight.
Hahaha yay for drunk white bitchs celebrating a bachelorette party!
Decided to drink tonight. #feelinit #donthate
*swallows fist full of pain killers*
So I'm getting high on this hookah. Uhm what?
OMG CLIFTON! why is everyone drunk and angry?!