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Is,“I wanna pick you up & carry you around like a bowling ball” a good pickup line??
Just found out that Lindseys & Lindsays have secretly been at war for generations
Sneeze-farted @ the coffee shop. Was embarrassed but @ least I killed 2 birds with 1 stone & both birds were 2 be gross in public #efficient
Did Seinfeld ever talk about how ridiculous tv stand prices are? #whatsthedealwith
Apparently my Tracy Morgan impression sounds like a drunk Bill Cosby
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