If we started naming Hurricanes things like 'The Death Vortex' instead of Sandy or Katrina I'm willing to say more people would evacuate.

I just called an idiot for not knowing how many yards are in a mile or ounces in a pound by my gran... Does anyone under 40 know that?

@ihpower I think it's a conspiracy and you changed my computers settings.

Pope - "Atheists pick and choose their morals". Correct, today I will be frowning on child abuse and not having a problem with gays.

Why does Stephen Hawking not have a Knighthood? Maybe we should get some public support to get him one. @profbriancox @daraobriain

Half the kids in this country come out of Primary school without competance in reading or writing why do they need to know the Lords Prayer?

@notcocky I know you in person and I think your a dick.

If your life is all aboutgetting hammered and screwing things, congrats. You're a tool. #brotips http://t.co/9Dqit8tX

Just got 80 points in University challange. Bit of a jump from my 5 last week.

PJ Harvey - let England shake, brilliant album.

I'm not saying music got worse I mean Muse, Strokes etc are awesome it's just people started to listen to crap like Rhianna, Dizzie Rascal.

#imissthe90sbecause Oasis, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Blink-182, The Cranberries, radiohead and Nirvana all had number one hits. Oh and Pokemon

It's probably cheaper for the goverment to give everyone with a library card a kindle than it is to run a library.

Someone has just said to me Justin Bieber is better and will have more influence than the Beatles. I no longer wish to live on this planet.

At a family Christmas party and a 50 year old man is playing with a make your own mould dildo...

This ivestigative journalism BBC Four documentary about The New York Times is why the BBC is the best Broadcasting company in the world.