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You guys! I FINALLY got that Jamie from Mythbusters emoticon finished.
Here it is.
My pet rock, Sean died today. He was only 6.2 million years old.
I'm positive I just put more films in my Netflix queue than I have hours left in my life.
My Twitter just lit up simply because H.R. Giger was in the Oscars memorial. Bless you all?!
This burrito is so good it's being played by Colin Firth.
Dip your head back in the pool, ears submerged. Hold your loved one above you, obscuring the sun. Boom, you've been Terrence Malick'd.
If Alan J. Pakula directed Scott Bakula in a remake of Blacula, well then we'd have something.
There is no Denny's in Ojai so you can't say 'Ojai, Denny's' in a Tommy Wiseau voice and have it be anything real. Life is a fuckin' wallop.
I wish there was an Escher path that I could jog continually downhill and still return home.
And that's just me bein' real with you all.
I better see all your asses decorating for Christmas at 12:01 tonight. No exceptions.
It's a strange, varicose-hued, phallo-ribbed, narco-world where I get so many condolences on a stranger's passing, but thank you. RIP Giger.
WE'VE DONE IT AS A SOCIETY. There's now an Etsy shop for powder blue terrycloth playsuits.
Bangs, you've got one year to do something more exciting than just sit on some foreheads or you have to give up the name.
May good luck plumb snow you under.
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