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You guys! I FINALLY got that Jamie from Mythbusters emoticon finished.
Here it is.
My pet rock, Sean died today. He was only 6.2 million years old.
I'm positive I just put more films in my Netflix queue than I have hours left in my life.
This burrito is so good it's being played by Colin Firth.
Dip your head back in the pool, ears submerged. Hold your loved one above you, obscuring the sun. Boom, you've been Terrence Malick'd.
I better see all your asses decorating for Christmas at 12:01 tonight. No exceptions.
Bangs, you've got one year to do something more exciting than just sit on some foreheads or you have to give up the name.
Those ads worked, I finally 'get' milk.
It occurred to me that grammar Nazis may just be real Nazis doing as much Naziing as the current culture will allow. Be careful out there.
REAL QUESTION: if you drink 1/5 of a 5 Hour Energy Drink, do you get 1 hour of full energy or 5 hours of 20% energy?
Every 'S' sound Matthew McConaughey has ever made is still lingering on into eternity.
If you already miss True Detective I nightmared up 2 to 3 more episodes last night. Come over and let me sob them to you.
My favorite movie is 'Browse Through Netflix For The Length Of An Actual Movie.'
Would love to buy a running shoe that didn't look like a stormtrooper fucked a baleen whale!
Please do NOT shop at Fresh & Easy. They've been putting all of the Stale & Hards in my neighborhood out of business.