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You guys! I FINALLY got that Jamie from Mythbusters emoticon finished.
Here it is.
My pet rock, Sean died today. He was only 6.2 million years old.
I'm positive I just put more films in my Netflix queue than I have hours left in my life.
This burrito is so good it's being played by Colin Firth.
Dip your head back in the pool, ears submerged. Hold your loved one above you, obscuring the sun. Boom, you've been Terrence Malick'd.
There is no Denny's in Ojai so you can't say 'Ojai, Denny's' in a Tommy Wiseau voice and have it be anything real. Life is a fuckin' wallop.
I better see all your asses decorating for Christmas at 12:01 tonight. No exceptions.
It's a strange, varicose-hued, phallo-ribbed, narco-world where I get so many condolences on a stranger's passing, but thank you. RIP Giger.
Bangs, you've got one year to do something more exciting than just sit on some foreheads or you have to give up the name.
If you already miss True Detective I nightmared up 2 to 3 more episodes last night. Come over and let me sob them to you.
Those ads worked, I finally 'get' milk.
Now everybody go pour out a forty of obsidian slime and watch Alien. He was an unbelievably original artist.