#ff @amyfreeze @banjojones @wwsnld @douchytombrady @notbriancushing @notbobmcnair @notgarykubiak @notjefffisher @fakevinceyoung @krsyts3

@jamesmthomson @fraank_oceaan Inside view.  http://yfrog.com/esmfdupj 

In this doesn't make you proud to be an American, get the fuck out the country! Unknown soldier tomb. #HurricaneSandy  http://yfrog.com/gyqq6fihj 

Now following, @tpannell9902. Cause her dimples are as hot as mine! Boom! @evlranger @mrsevlrnger #EveryoneFollowThisHottie

@qtab @itsallaboutde @houcounterplot Well if Dee goes, I gotta roll too. #Besties

Damnit, @jaydirt_ . How much is the bail? RT “@abc13houston: Man wanted 4 trespassing on high school campus and sexually harassing student.

Maybe the best thing ever..  http://yfrog.com/esw59dsj 

What game?? Still in #Texans denial.. RT “@chwwhi31: So what time is the game today? Anybody watching?”

@idanielrz22 @dan_shaughnessy I mean come on.. Does anybody really take a dude with a perm serious in 2013? Let's get fucking real here..

Fuck! Put JJ Watt in for returns!! He'll run the mother fucker! #Texans

@taruskippy @theclairebear23 @steph_marie03 Yea, pretty much. #TexanHottieOverload #Texans

@idanielrz22 @htwngirl He has that "auto shit-talk" feature. Let's you troll while your sleeping. Ha!

@ceo4sho What??? Did somebody say "White Rhino"?? I hope so..

@jaydirt_
@loli_sug

@bobthemeh @nflrt Why?? So Kirk Cousins can come in and destroy them??

@atxhobogrl @texannation You tell me! Crushin the local Taco Cabana. Lol. http://t.co/4BqkioEJ

For sure. Supposedly Greg Oden's can do a windmill dunk.. RT“@douchytombrady: I bet Calvin Johnson's schlong has caught a football before”

@jeromesolomon @louie_guerra If the creator of #BullsOnParade wants some #Texans talk on the radio, well dammit, somebody needs to deliver!

#ff @jaydirt1560 @ronronstableleg @jonthechowd @cutlifekcoh @lesbiancraig @hmw_creeps @polycronapolis @patchmc42 @egut74 @sportsmedialm

#ff @jonthechowd @cajunqueen44 @denise__98 @cliffowens @amyfreeze @cutlifekcoh @hmw_creeps @patchmc42 @sportsmedialm @lesbiancraig

#ff all my "nots" @notarianfoster @notbobmcnair @notbriancushing @notgarykubiak @notmattschaub @notjefffisher @notricksmith @notsonofbum