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This guy next to me is wearing a Fonzy shirt that says "I Fucked Your Girlfriend," so I punched him in the face because maybe he did!
Why don't we try to wear out our souls tonight by kissing each other over and over and over again. Let us cast everything into our fire.
Today is a lot like masturbation- when it is all over I'll be alone. Which leads me to the conclusion that death is also like masturbation.
I am shocked that the "Hokey Pokey" has never been adapted into a porn film.
Note to self- people on facebook- are far to easy to offend- need to remember it is nothing like Twitter at all.
I am not even sure what a whiskey machine is, but I'm in the market for one!
My dreams will always break against the shore of morning light, falling apart in lonely silence, until that day when I finally awake to you.
There is someone blowing my mind right now, and there is even a slight chance she's reading this!
I just made you smile, and inside my soul lit up like a Christmas tree on a submarine deep in the darkest unknown sea.
Rain drops on the roof from the overcast sky a mug filled to the brim- it spills over. It is daydown, & I miss you more than my umbrella.
I love facebook, someone just said my status update was banal, they must have had a word of the day calendar in front of them.
5 days of no power I'm going to call the power company & demand restitution, & if not restitution... well I'd settle for some prostitution.
The trees turned to me this morning and whispered yes on the breeze, and their voices still ring in my ears as echoes of their leaves fall.
Humans are just gay sapiens.
Guy at the bar just told me if I didn't watch my mouth I'd be eating soup through a straw. I told him to keep his fetishes to himself.
The shadows of night under the moon that brought us together are still out there tonight, as time passes by I just wait for you to notice.
To believe in love is to know that tulips are but sleeping in the coldwinter dirt just waiting for a spring that can not be held back.
All it will take is one simple kiss between us and everything will be set a glow- that is the one thing I know- just that one simple thing
"I may never return here again," she said with a sigh, and I knew she meant it like a delicate science, so I chose to follow her.
I just want to shine for one moment in this life before I fade away and die.
I am a writer of short stories, poems, and novels working at getting published. My life, love, & future wife: @cottoncndymandi - follow her!