@robdelaney I grew up in western Indiana; a cup in your car is considered a half bath in those parts.

@jason_sims "Come 4 the tribute 2 the brave sacrifice of pioneering astro-monkeys; stay 4 the hellish rise of the simian undead!" Ur right!

"When this baby hits 88 MPH, you're going to want to back off a bit, that's awfully fast." #firstdrafts

Anybody know if #YallbegonePond is a PRI or NPR production? Can't seem to find it on any of my local public radio stations.

@jason_sims @twitter I opted to get mine automatically added to my Amazon gift card balance - I'd definitely check with HR about it.

Our long national nightmare is over - #BestShowWFMU is back!

@jason_sims Your HAT'S off, their PANTS off! Get it, they don't wear pants? I'm talking about cartoon ducks who don't wear pants. You get it

@john_moulton @sonicdork I believe it's Hatch Patch tonight.

@robdelaney I honestly believe this is the greatest tweet that will ever be written.

@robdelaney @pizzahut They forced a local septuagenarian to enter a BMX dirt bike race for their amusement. #TheyAlsoMeltedAStrayDog

@john_moulton @andymascola Roy portrait - plaque says "The Honorable P.B.R. Ziegler" & he's in front of Geno's. http://t.co/75zbubBv

@john_moulton As requested! Print copies available for just $49.95 plus shipping & handling & misc. overcharge. http://t.co/XP16aSao

@soundsystemsdc @john_moulton @scotlandgreen @andymascola Yeah! Hear hear! It IS awesome! Oops, I mean, thank you very much. #FalseModesty

@robdelaney A man murdered an entire cul de sac here last year. Admitted he smoked a marijuana just 3 days prior to killing spree. #420NO

I don't know if it's incredible or not @theejosh, but here's the #BestShowWFMU listening party poster! http://t.co/eHueoRJL

@theisb Don't think opposite of mouth fun is mouth boredom, it'd be more like "mouth drudgery," which I hereby submit for PhraseHate.

@jason_sims Rightsized it is, then! #BrentBealSAYSHesTheRightsizedManForTheJobButWhatsTheREALStoryMrBeal? #ElectEddieSisk

@jason_sims Thank u 4 the title! Going to change hero's name from "Guy Microchip" to "Jason from Huntsville Microchip" to show appreciation.

@jason_sims @scharpling Most new Fellows learn they've been considered when they receive congratulatory phone call #ihaveanideaforaprankcall

@jason_sims I assume the machete was his birthday present? I got *mine* when I turned 13, which in retrospect was probably a little young.