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In case I choke on Thursday, please don't let anyone play a dub-step version of Amazing Grace at my funeral.
When I think about the # of times I was told about stopping, dropping, and rolling as a child, I kind of expected I'd be on fire more often.
Today I can make huge strides toward becoming the person I really want to be.
I won't, but I totally could.
Hey military spouses:
You do not hold a rank... You are a dependent. So calm your tits.
Cup-o-noodles - you cook 'em for 2 minutes & could let 'em sit a full 24 hours & they'd still burn the fuck out of your mouth. Jesus.
Watching documentaries on Netflix (for the rest of my life). Do not disturb. Thanks.
People, in general, are idiots & piss me off.
13 February 2014, Greensboro NC... Luke *fucking* Bryan! Hell yes! ❤️
Just finished my 2nd cup of black coffee & an "everything" bagel. My breath smells like hell on Earth... time to go talk to people! ;)
Who the hell left Bud Light Lime in my fridge? That's not even real beer y'all! I'd rather lick the bottom of a homeless mans shoe. *sigh*
God I missed you badass fuckers! xox
I love my country & all who defend her. Sports fan, music lover & all around cool chick. http://favstar.fm/users/MauiLove917/recent