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I've only done drugs twice. Yesterday and everyday before that.
Listen up, people. You're listening in the wrong direction.
Maybe aliens are just shy
I didn't realize that it was below freezing until someone announced "it's cold."
Strange how my phone always breaks when people I don't like text me.
My thinking cap doesn't fit me.
I need a life insurance policy minus the insurance policy.
Just called a locksmith to replace my caps lock key.
Tried listening to my heart but it kept making these thumping noises
Dead dogs play dead forever.
This chair rocks!
Sandals are finger-less foot gloves.
My theory is that all theories are false.
Death just takes my breath away.
I don't see the point of this dull knife .
Apathy saved the cat.
Babies never know what they're talking about.
"I believe!" - doubter
Theoretically speaking, I am speaking empirically.
Smell is just a taste bud tease.