Girls are really annoying and needy and emotional I apologize to all men for my gender

I just get way too passionate about everything

You gotta fast car, I've got a plan to get us out of here

Did you know gluten free is Latin for "still hungry"

Miss the way @emheide could look at anyone and guess their zodiac sign

#ThingsIWishWereReal hogwarts magic the leaky cauldron diagon alley ollivanders quidditch weasley wizard wheezes the burrow platform 9 3/4

@oliviapuopolo "IF YOU TAKE YOUR CELLPHONE OUT AT RECESS I'LL SNATCH IT.. One sec lemme check my blackberry for the jay's score"

@oliviapuopolo hey lindsay remember that time when you didn't understand your place? And by that time I mean every second of every day

@oliviapuopolo hey lindsay remember that time you showed up late for lits and we all wish you'd been in a plane crash?

@oliviapuopolo I loled omg hey lindsay remember that time you "forgot" you had a boyfriend & kissed another guy & everyone still hated you?

From now on if I want to hang out with you I will call your home phone or knock on your door and ask if you wanna come over for a play date

G2 acquired 😏

Is this me or @jenniferdeighan? Idk pic.twitter.com/Q1goSRUHe6

@oliviapuopolo it's okay Erik we don't need our main character to finish the last half of the movie anyways :)

Had a dream last night that they cancelled the LIT program last year so all the CITs were super freaks from the streets 😰 #campnightmares

I know this is strange but I think I've had all my most meaningful life moments in the McDonalds in Aurora

Happy 17th birthday to the best boy on PLANET EARTH 🌍 @lucmartt, you deserve the best day ever! Thx for being born, love you lots ugly 💕😘🎈🎉🎁

Getting all cuddly in bed before work is the worst idea ever

Love is about all the changes you make and not just three small words

I feel like all social interactions and relationships were way less complicated when texting didn't exist