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Nothing tastes as good as cupcake feels.
"I think a good idea for a show on Bravo would be one about a large group of spoiled old whores." -Someone, apparently.
Gangs of ragtag little boys that steal things are a lot more prevalent in musicals than in real life.
Live #sandy coverage from inside my room with the blinds closed: Nothing to report, everything seems fine.
If 6th grade me saw how quickly I skipped Boulevard of Broken Dreams when it came on shuffle just now, he'd do so much walking alone.
Remember that one summer when like, six comedies about mall cops came out? That was a bad summer.
Just saw Wayne Brady on an episode of Stargate Atlantis. Not sure which turned out worse: my Friday night or his career.
Woke up from my nap sweating. So that'll be my workout for the day then.
My favorite abdominal exercise is lying in the fetal position eating pizza combos. 3 sets of 11 reps.
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