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Today is the birthday of the late great Mr. Rogers. Here he is, pictured with a 300 pound female lowland gorilla. pic.twitter.com/vzCTbH4HaF
"I think a good idea for a show on Bravo would be one about a large group of spoiled old whores." -Someone, apparently.
One wrong move and Clifford kills everyone in this photo. Dogs are unpredictable. Negligent parenting. pic.twitter.com/H0LvHRppO7
Gangs of ragtag little boys that steal things are a lot more prevalent in musicals than in real life.
To the old man reclining his seat way too far: hope you like 2 hrs of passive aggressive seat kneeing, because thats whats happening now #fb
Live #sandy coverage from inside my room with the blinds closed: Nothing to report, everything seems fine.
You guys like animals? You guys LIKE ANIMALS!? ...Here's a blog post about animals. http://t.co/8lYBnXYT #animals.
If 6th grade me saw how quickly I skipped Boulevard of Broken Dreams when it came on shuffle just now, he'd do so much walking alone.
Pretty accurate representation of the #hofdebate last night. http://instagr.am/p/Q5T1ogKvwv/
Remember that one summer when like, six comedies about mall cops came out? That was a bad summer.
In order to get more blog views, I whored out and wrote a review of Pottermore. Everyone who RTs gets some shitty thing http://t.co/RQCU8blF
@barackobama Dude, so sorry I haven't been responding to your or Michelle's emails, they keep going to my spam folder. http://t.co/wr1vVE04
Just saw Wayne Brady on an episode of Stargate Atlantis. Not sure which turned out worse: my Friday night or his career.
Woke up from my nap sweating. So that'll be my workout for the day then.
My favorite abdominal exercise is lying in the fetal position eating pizza combos. 3 sets of 11 reps.
How to really get that youth vote excited in 2012: hip celebrities! http://t.co/BDva3V2e
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