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إلى جميع من انتخب مرسى : ممكن أجى استحما عندوكو ?! #100DaysOfMorsi #egypt
You are what you don't tweet !
"Shine bright like a terter"- Rihanna in Egypt
People who think a "Sorry" fixes everything : معلش
"I can't find my mobile Sharjah" - An emirati faking a British accent -.-
إن ليك عند الكلب حاجة قوله فين حاجتي يا إبن الكلب
Don't brag about being a coffee "addict" then complain about the insomnia you're having!!!
If she thinks the song "Blow my whistle" is about an actual whistle , she's too young for you bro !
"Now you're just some money that I used to know " - Me to my salary
"و ابتدى السشوار" - كوافير
My cooking brings all the boys to the yard .... Firemen specifically !
مصر دي محتاجة زرار Restart
Apparently to some guys , Call of duty > call of booty !
Some things are just better left untweeted !
Being a writer, I'm the one person you know (or might get to know) that can actually EFFICIENTLY compose a 160 - character paragraph about absolutely nothing!