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Accidentally sat on a dildo and now I'm super horney
That's all the teets and toots I got guyz.
Report this pervert! He likes soup! He follows Cher! He's ruining my life!
Why hello new followers, keep your distance I just had a chili dog
HERE WE GO, FIRST SUMMER AS A FAT MAN
I hope Mr. Starbucks and Bon Iver go and beat up Prodigalsam some day
It is 2:30 AM do you know where your kids are/ who you're gonna mark as spam in the morning
Does anyone know the asshole who took iheartsoups from me? Switching my twitter handle was the biggest mistake
Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe I'm Steve.
i hate soup
Truuth or dare tip: Be careful who you dare to kiss you. Some people in the room may want it, others may not want to kiss you at all
I hate soups!!!