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I don't trust cartoon characters with five fingers
Did you guys know some people use twitter for good.
Apparently last week Ice Cube fucked around and got a triple-double. Whatever the fuck that is.
Will this bitch ever shut up?
MA! THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!
I wish my penis was longer. I'm tired of peeing on my balls
Freeze, you're under arrest put your knees above your head.
Self destruct mode.. Engaged.
Don't make me sorry I followed you
Hang on. I may be full of shit.
Alright calm down
We all make bad choices
Christianity could very well be the leading cause of hate in america.
What am I doing this Sunday the day of our lord? Not much, just showing my dick to strangers on the Internet.
I've jerked it so much today my dick now hurts when it's hard.
I have 400+ followers but that last tweet one got one star? The fuck is your problem?
I need some big ass titties swingin in my face like now
I just told my Mom I was adopted
Im funny as shit
If you think shits funny
Did you get my tweet?
Nobody wants to admit to eating 9 cans of ravioli but, I did it. I'm not proud of it, but it happened.