Good morning. Remember, today is the day you can confess your feelings to someone and then dismiss them as a joke if you're rebuffed.

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING RT @karimhatem93 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #AUC #SAYNOTONAGASSA http://t.co/mWUQHj1i

I need to acquire the superpower of not giving a shit anymore.

#She is the first swim of the summer, the last hot cocoa of the winter, and the constant scent of Spring.

I hate mint chocolate.

Seriously, there's no word in the English language for how fast my interest wanes when you use 'Am' instead of 'I am'.

Still waiting for my life's plot twist.

Here's to a country that - regardless of how often it breaks your heart - you can't really completely give up on it. #Egy2013

Life is too short to spend it hating people. Just delete them from your life's metaphorical phone book.

Hey, Egypt. Less than 2 weeks ago, 50+ kids lost their lives in a horrific accident. Do you still remember them? Has your outrage deflated?

قالك الأمل في الأجيال القادمة - طب بطلوا تموتوهم بقى يا ولاد الكلب

"بعد كل الوقت ده؟" "أومااااااااال" - هاري بوتر النسخة المصرية

Brilliant. RT @qatami This makes sense, now pick one. pic.twitter.com/gDzE1oKa

لعن الله الwhat if و الif only و ما يشبههما

#She is the constant reminder that you'll never be good enough for her, and you know that, yet you continue to try, because she's worth it.

How many people are singing along? Millions?

#She is the warmth that creeps out of your heart and spreads everywhere, feeding the gentle smile on your lips.

So, yeah, Moez Mas'ood's is the only show worth following this Ramadan. Mentally engages you, which to me is paramount.

Placebo fe 7alo 3ashan howa za3lan.

#She touches you, without even being there, and her touch is electrifying, painful and beautiful.