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That McDonalds fish McBites commercial should play everytime someone takes a dirty girl home. Fishy fishay
The good people in the world outnumber the bad. Stick together people.
All the single mothers...all the single mothers... If you didn't want it, put a Nuva ring on it.
I have way too many hoodies and t shirts in my closet. I should probably date someone so i can "lose" them.
If Reese Cups aren't your favorite candy then I question your patriotism.
When disaster strikes we learn who doesn't know the difference between "affected" and "effected"
You know you have been in love when you hate your favorite song.
Sometimes when I see a girl with a really douchy guy I'll pour his drinks super strong so his dick won't work later.
Banker asked me if i made the rain stop. I said, no ma'am. I only make it rain on dem hoes. Then there was an awkward silence.
These dumb girls better marry someone rich so they can pay their daddy back for a wasted education. Cute only goes so far. Smart is sexy
A guys in here drinking beer and being sad cause he had to put his dog down tonight. Guess who won't have a bar tab. This one is on me
If her favorite quote is something from Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn....don't worry bro, she puts out.
Is 7 pillows too many?
I always masturbate with my mouth closed after that one tragic day
I am Sam Malone's bastard son. Baseball fan, music lover, bartender, and an all around good guy. Willie Nelson is my homeboy. http://roscomalone16.blogspot.com/