Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
There are two NBA opinions. That Durant is the best player in the league, and the wrong one
I'm doing a shot every time one of my tweets gets a fav or a RT tonight. I'm on my way to really drunk. Try and poison me
That McDonalds fish McBites commercial should play everytime someone takes a dirty girl home. Fishy fishay
Wearing pants in bed is like wearing socks with sandals. It just shouldn't be done. It's wrong.
The good people in the world outnumber the bad. Stick together people.
If she stops to put her hair in a ponytail, she means business. Sit back and enjoy the fruits of your labors fellas.
All the single mothers...all the single mothers... If you didn't want it, put a Nuva ring on it.
How many bananas do you have to eat before your shit IS bananas? I'm very concerned about Gwen Stefani's diet.
Beard vs baby face. The beard will always win.
I have way too many hoodies and t shirts in my closet. I should probably date someone so i can "lose" them.
It's impossible to wear anything KC Chiefs and not look a little white trashy.
I love the service industry people. They get it. Everyone should be required to work in the service industry at some point of their life.
I am Sam Malone's bastard son. Baseball fan, music lover, bartender, beard haver and an all around good guy. Willie Nelson is my homeboy. http://t.co/mVWE69ekfD