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I realize now that my favorite tweets are the funny ones about boobs. And my second favorite are the not funny ones about boobs.
Out of the Three Investigators I know Jupiter Jones was the smart one but I always rooted for Pete Crenshaw
Orgasms R like opinions:
If I like u I will embellish urs by manipulation until urs intersects mine the way I want them 2, that's always fun
Put in resume 4 human dildo job,there's sum stiff competition-I think if I'm forceful & steady I will push ahead-shoot I'm gona have a ball
Ironically President LB Johnson had a one pound penis
Its the morning and I'm going to try to make good decisions today.
Except I've signed on to Twitter so I'm in a 1 to nothing hole already.
Okay if anyone is on an interstate anywhere in America
pull the fuck over goddamit, I'm gona drive home now & I don't want anyone in my way
Guess I'm out of touch...girl called and asked if I wanted to go planking. I said yes. I ran out for condoms. Much embarassment followed.
I'm not good with tech terms ... I thought "reboot" meant "kick a second time" and my laptop paid the price for my ignorance.
Felt good tho
its good that beer comes in 6paks. It let's me share them with my ...
self over the course of a couple of hours.
McCynicals 3 step program to cure every addiction but one:
1. Identify & admit addiction
2. Sign up 4 Twitter account
3. Begin Tweeting
A day without Twitter is like a day without .. constant off the cuff interruptions by 100s of people shouting out random shit in2 ur earhole
If Im eating by self&put food on plate does that make me a jerkwad?
I rarely do it but was thinking of it today...
Would like 2B jerkwad
The hottest girls like rebellious men. So lately, 2 get attention, I've been wearing striped ties with plaid shirt. I'm the shit like that.
Taking a car trip is like Twitter. I like to look over at the girls wearing skirts to see which ones have shiny fingers. Then I follow them.
If I could be one person from History it would B Calvin...I would love 2 have a Tiger 4 a best friend and sledding is downright adrenalistic
My super power is the ability to look mad as hell without saying a word...just for fun
Has anyone ever noticed that Kevin Bacon is a bit of a ham?
Delivers little but well packaged. Personal commentary mixed with inane BS. Like life but broadened out to 140 characters. Put a bow on it.