the body of Santa *eats cookie* the blood of Santa *drinks milk*

how about ppl should camp outside schools to get deals on education and knowledge

they call it club soda because it takes a million booty claps to carbonate it

fuck! i waited too long to eat these sour patch kids. now they are sour patch teens now theyre too sour and filled w/ angst & hate homework

his name was ronald paulson #RIPRonPaul #WhiteClub

im a stay at home teen

when i die, scatter my ashes in the ocean. no one deserves those ash action figures but me #pokemonlife

"maybe it's mescaline" slogan for my new line of drug infused cosmetics

hello i'd like to order a meat haters pizza

I don't watch seinfeld. I prefer his cofunction equivalent, coseinfeld

RT @officialcrips: doin gang stuff, don't tell tha cops

shampoo for my real friends. real poo for my sham friends

lmao where did sperm whales come from?? penis whales i bet

there are so many branches of atheism! which do I pick?? the fedoran atheicians? the brony branch of eastern godless?? the

happy birthday kurt cobain we're goin to chuck e cheese. let's get in the car, i call shotgun

Gucci Mane in Paris. He wants to butter his bread, so he summons his garcon for "beurre!" @guccidointhings

@kreayshawn i like you in real life

let me be your girlfriend maybe boyfriend at the same time

im going to get a book on marijuana and smoke it so i can be the first to die of pictures of marijuana

in greenland its called ice cream. in iceland, its called green cream