@yourrteguide At Your Cervix: gynaecology-themed makeover show in which a panel of assholes decide what to do with a pregnant woman's body

Any men out there who don't despise women? You might think about not giving Topman any money: http://t.co/2Le39aM Some shower of pricks.

The more I read @everydaysexism, the more I wonder why women don't resort to violence more often...and I don't think I'd blame them... :(

@sayitainthoe Hey Martin's okay, give it a go. I can vouch for the guy. Top-quality flirter.

@yourrteguide You might get a bit of a laugh out of this: generic Christmas TV listings, to be dragged out annually:  http://darraghmcmanus.com/2012/12/18/christmas-tv-the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving/ …

Well said that man RT @owensdamien Yes, children 'ruin' your life but only in the way that a good party ruins your carpet.

Piece by me in @irishtimescultr on the truly great Anthony Burgess:  http://www.irishtimes.com/culture/books/anthony-burgess-a-mind-like-clockwork-and-a-fearless-pen-1.1374293 … Big thanks to @misterenderby and @juliangough

@philip37937 @_swervecity Me too. Got over it alright but it makes you v. intolerant of bullies..and still comes out in stuff you'd write...

@_swervecity Jesus Christ! What an awful situation. Hold tough, kid. He's clearly nothing but the worst kind of bully

@_swervecity That is really fucked up. What an absolute, guaranteed, no-compromises, accept-no-substitutes asshole

@megaroooo Yep - definitely a diff generation! Pretty much a whole other species :) I'll call you youngsters Homo Publicus Confessional

@hellodabwood And don't forget all the articles about those articles.

@_swervecity Wow. He must have *really* been looking forward to that new Red Dawn remake.

@_swervecity Feels like there's some part of this story you're not telling us? (Such as ALL OF IT, for starters)

@jymlr Please RT! Let's get this trending: #this

When historians look for the moment our civilisation slid irrevocably into terminal pointlessness and decline, they'll cite Know Your Meme

Just went for run, then had huge slice of tart with cream and a smoke. God, I'm so complex

@pollycourtney @everydaysexism "Banter": the war-cry of the absolute cretin. Should be outlawed in civilised society.

Hello there @itisjoey. I think I can safely say I've never had a follower with 291,523 followers of their own! About to make that 291,524...

@yourrteguide That might be good...I'm seeing Leo as a rule-breaking Vatican priest, the little Canadian lass as a feisty stained-glass Mary