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'Ah, the enemy. A rock writer.'
I wished Singapore's weather merited wearing a coat. Coat's are like capes. Capes are cool.
Nice guys get friendzoned.
Commissioner vetting his own change of command parade today at 5. That's like the president vetting the NDP. FUCKING STUPID OR WHAT SCDF?!
That awkward moment when you enter a hair salon and the person looks at you and goes, "Yes?" And you're like, I wanna buy durians!
Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to myself. Other times I really do talk to myself and people think I'm nuts.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Still waiting for that letter to Hogwarts or some old fart to tell me that I'll one day bring balance to the force.
Right now, my goal in life is to be a better looking version of Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Tom Marvolo Riddle.
I'm naming my son Google. But if I get a daughter I'll name her Lykka, then I'll change my name to Ninja. Lykka (binte) Ninja.
Life's like the saying, "Out of the pan and into the fire." We spend most of our lives getting fried, then we go to hell.
#ThingsThatShouldBeBanned Your mouth.
Happy Teacher's day. None of you manged to change my life.
#LiesIveToldMyParents I failed this test...but everyone else in the class failed too.
I will kill my father if he makes me sit through 7 seasons of how he met my mother.
The true story of how Ted met his wife on How I Met Your Mother? They met on Facebook. THE. END.
At Malay chicken rice stall, asks for chicken rice with chicken breasts: "Ayam dia nak tetek eh." No wonder Malay become foreign language-.-
Hey lady, your thong's hanging out of your pants...Holly crap its a dude, walk away walk away walk away walk away...
Speaking like Thor: SLEEP!? WHAT SLEEP!? THIS MORTAL BODY NEEDS NO SLEEP! ITS MADNESS!......I NEED A HORSE!
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