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TheBosha
Yesterday this project had me walking on air. Today it has me punching on walls. I wasn't born Bipolar, it's just an occupational hazard.
@TheBosha
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joesmithreally
If I get rich or famous, I'll be eccentric.
Until then, I'm garden variety fucked up.
@joesmithreally
anasoul
If you need God to be nice, you don't need God, you need help. Better help. Than what you got.
@anasoul
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talks_in_maths
The thing that love and hate both fail to appreciate is that lines only have one dimension.
@talks_in_maths
joesmithreally
He who will not fall on his own sword has not the integrity to drive it through another.
@joesmithreally
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joesmithreally
"They're not insults, just suggestions." - Despair.com
@joesmithreally
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TheBosha
I'm so apathetic anymore that I could just oh who the fuck cares.
@TheBosha
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TheBosha
I'd kill myself but that would be selfish, depriving so many the comfort of knowing that, no matter what, at least they're not me.
@TheBosha
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joesmithreally
Preserve your pain for later gain.
@joesmithreally
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TeamBrett
I really shouldn't drink, I never forgive myself.
@TeamBrett
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Malkah
I spend a considerable amount of my life thinking, "There must be a punch line in there somewhere."
@Malkah
PolarBear_
The problem with average people isn't that they are average. It's that they're the majority.
@PolarBear_
roughdiction
The best thing my ex-girlfriend ever gave me is the self confidence to replace her.
@roughdiction
talks_in_maths
Your apathy becomes you.
@talks_in_maths
Spinchange_
The opposite of anger is not happy or calm. It's guilt.
@Spinchange_
ChatEnPoche
For roughly my whole life I've been listening to the same playlist. It consists of my mother's voice, dubbed over Pink Floyd. Make sense?
@ChatEnPoche
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joesmithreally
"The right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing."
Good. The right hand is a judgemental prude.
@joesmithreally
ChatEnPoche
Irony is such a malevolent bastard.
@ChatEnPoche
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rongillmore
Miracles, human understanding, reality, the cosmos (or chaos) — we each experience our own subjective perceptions and ignorances . . .
@rongillmore
lafix
Eat me, unless you have dietary restrictions, in which case, blow me.
@lafix
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