Dear @nbc, Please bring back BFF. -Love Everyone

“If they’ll cheat with you.. they’ll cheat on you.. and I ain’t nobody’s mistress, bitch!”-@chriscrocker

Pabis has to be screaming YOLO, through his house right now.

What did earth say to the other planets?

Wow, you guys have no life.

Kara Alongi's runaway story lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

You're not going to apologize for being a total jerk to me? @ispyadouchebag

"On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. "It's October 3rd.""

Realizing that the parents will never see their children open their presents on Christmas. Those presents will stay wrapped forever.

Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like its $19.99

If you vote for Romney you'll know how much of a whore your daughter really is...Republicans.

I can't wait until @barackobama tears @mittromney a new butthole! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I'm sorry, but I really hope they won't put the death penalty on Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

If you don't give me your wifi password when I come to your house I will never come to your house again.

GUYS YOU CAN ACTUALLY RETWEET ME NOW.

People get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about unless its Hitler then it’s only nein times cuter.

Are people still trying to fit in? Because that's a shame.

1. @theolekingole has a twitter, Instagram, and blog.
2. @theolekingcole AND @sprousearts are artists.
3. I love the Sprouse twins.

These girls that fangirl'd over Jahar are now spiraling into depression because they are talking about his girlfriend. I'm speechless.

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday⁰⁰.

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline⁰⁰...

Wooden tit.

Will twerk for friends.