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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    Gift @MeetingBoy Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    Dress for success will only take you so far. People who really want to succeed go the extra mile and get born into wealthy families.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    I'm pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having status meetings to discuss gathering food.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    I know it's cold out, but I'm pretty sure that boots up to your cameltoe is not appropriate business attire.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    Thanks for the voicemail about the email you sent. If you send me another email about the voicemail, then we'll complete the circle of life.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    Today is the one year anniversary of this 6-week project.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include "loose weight". Can I add spelling to your list too?

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    Vacation isn't over when you show up to work; it's over the minute you set your alarm.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    Sorry, kids, all the trees are gone because people keep printing out copies of PowerPoint for everyone even though it's up on the screen.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    LinkedIn is a parallel universe where everyone has a great job and works at a great company.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    Jetsons? Hardly. The future turns out to be playing Scrabble from the toilet at work with someone halfway around the world.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    My tolerance for idiots is at an all-time low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but there must be a new strain.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    My favorite part of the conference call was the first 20 minutes of "who just joined?"

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    I have a strongly-held religious belief that meetings shouldn't last longer than 30 minutes, so when will the Supreme Court back me up?

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    THE BRONX ZOO SNAKE HAS BEEN FOUND. Which is great news, because i've killed at least 14 black extension cords since Monday.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    Mock the guy who predicted the end of the world all you want, but he's $70 million richer and you still have to go to work Monday.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    In honor of Columbus I got lost on the way to the office and ended up in Philly, but rather than admit I was wrong, I declared it for Spain.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    "Some people are so passive-aggressive," I say from my anonymous internet account. 

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    I don’t believe in the death penalty, but I might be willing to reconsider for this guy who called a 7am meeting and then was an hour late.

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  • MeetingBoy
      Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy

    We didn’t get MLK Day off, but then again our company’s idea of diversity is to hire a white girl not named Megan, Emily or Jennifer.

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