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Dress for success will only take you so far. People who really want to succeed go the extra mile and get born into wealthy families.
I'm pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having status meetings to discuss gathering food.
I know it's cold out, but I'm pretty sure that boots up to your cameltoe is not appropriate business attire.
Thanks for the voicemail about the email you sent. If you send me another email about the voicemail, then we'll complete the circle of life.
Today is the one year anniversary of this 6-week project.
I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include "loose weight". Can I add spelling to your list too?
Vacation isn't over when you show up to work; it's over the minute you set your alarm.
Sorry, kids, all the trees are gone because people keep printing out copies of PowerPoint for everyone even though it's up on the screen.
LinkedIn is a parallel universe where everyone has a great job and works at a great company.
Jetsons? Hardly. The future turns out to be playing Scrabble from the toilet at work with someone halfway around the world.
My tolerance for idiots is at an all-time low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but there must be a new strain.
My favorite part of the conference call was the first 20 minutes of "who just joined?"
I have a strongly-held religious belief that meetings shouldn't last longer than 30 minutes, so when will the Supreme Court back me up?
THE BRONX ZOO SNAKE HAS BEEN FOUND. Which is great news, because i've killed at least 14 black extension cords since Monday.
I don’t believe in the death penalty, but I might be willing to reconsider for this guy who called a 7am meeting and then was an hour late.
Mock the guy who predicted the end of the world all you want, but he's $70 million richer and you still have to go to work Monday.
In honor of Columbus I got lost on the way to the office and ended up in Philly, but rather than admit I was wrong, I declared it for Spain.
"Some people are so passive-aggressive," I say from my anonymous internet account.
We didn’t get MLK Day off, but then again our company’s idea of diversity is to hire a white girl not named Megan, Emily or Jennifer.
I hate my job.
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