“@uberfacts: A snail can stay asleep for 3 whole years.” I wish I was a snail

“@uberfacts: That dizzy feeling you get when you stand up too fast is called "postural hypotension."” @jazminaytes

We're too weird to not be together.

If you EVER choose normal fries when curly is an option. I hate you.

I'll follow you into the dark.

I solemnly swear that I am up I no good.

When people spell "you" as "yew" I just wanna die. Like you're not even shortening the word. You are deliberately being ignorant.

She gotta big booty so I call her big booty. #whathashappenedtomusic

I have all the Harry potter movies on DVDs, with no commercials, but I'll still watch them all weekend on tv.

My mom will forever make burgers but not buy buns.

"That's the thing about people who mean everything they say, they think everyone else does too"

I wore under armor today because my house was cold. Now I'm dying.

If there is a God he hates me.

Seeing someone else's world, makes you open up your eyes, and truly see your own.

It's just not okay to walk around with an ash cross on your head. It's not.

"One day you will realize I'm the best thing that ever happened to you. And when you do, I hope you don't call. "

@lexhasfaith darling your adorable. I love you too

The goal isn't to live forever. The goal is to create something that will.

Everyone follow @lexhasfaith and @nicoosaenz (:

@lexhasfaith oh thank you darling. I needed that right now. You are beautiful so sleep well. (: