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Imagine bein like "I'm a happily married stay at home mum" I would actually shoot myself in the puss
Not had the balls to post this till now, but if I get 20 retweets on this, I'll make my own Twitter account dedicated to my poetry writings.
R.I.P to all the dvds lost to ex-boyfriends
Shots and Tame Impala time
"It's complicated" is the relationship status indicator of inbreds
Got my singing report. When I got it last year I was drunk and threw it on a fire screaming "BURN MY PAST, BURN ALL MY PAST" hahaha, oh dear
If you have a nice house I probably dislike you.
I AM THE DANGER
all I ever wanted was someone to talk to about books and now I've found them and I hate them all
They rejected you for a reason you absolute PRICK
Insufferable flat mate thinks he would be better suited to Oxford as "nobody here is as passionate about history and politics"as him lol
Tried to phone Andrew and he told me he was at a funeral, then texted me saying he was kidding. Who even does that?!