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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I wish I could exchange my heart for another liver. That way, I can drink more and care less.

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    rustygunterKarenLyneButler_akialam_RyanKillianMaemaddy12ventyventersonshannonjroxdiva_diosa
    • 303
    • RETWEETS
    rustygunteraamerilyasranoush33ventyventersonMadeliineSimoneScdavis24WeirderThanUcollegegurrrl____
    1InTheStinkerShaunRightNowElifcelloHornyDrunkBob
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Things to do tomorrow: 1) Buy a sword. 2) Name the sword Kindness. 3) Kill people with Kindness.

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    rustygunterKarenLyneButlerRoweboat13GogonowskyturkeyheadmacJohnDuffy21allmenareidiotsfeoste
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    turkeyheadmacfeosteRyuofbladesSauteegunsMkgandasmohdrasydan17BeingDBEASTChocolatShatner
    GrampaGrump
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Someday, I hope to be able to afford one of the new iPhones...like the girl in front of me using food stamps.

    • 361
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    feosterustygunterKarenLyneButlerRoweboat13GA_SmartAssturkeyheadmacJohnDuffy21allmenareidiots
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    feosteygprydrustygunterjaysondwatexpensivehighsDropsNoPantiesRyuofbladesSauteeguns
    MrToleton
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    If dicks had wings, my mouth would be an airport.

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    feosterustygunterDanaDanaj1124KarenLyneButleriForgiveUstupid_Ms_Moneypenny_babelfish76Abdellsalam
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    feosteiForgiveUstupidcland137DurtMcHurttmanthing11turkeyheadmachayudoinElwoodjblues1
    Dirty_Braziaryuserius________
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Fuck! For all you fuckers who can't use "lose" and "loose" correctly: "Loose" is what your wife is; "Lose" is what do everyday...at life.

    • 230
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    rustygunterLTrain617wanitalillyRoweboat13GA_SmartAssturkeyheadmachayudoinJohnDuffy21
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    rustygunterRoweboat13GRyuofbladesAndLive2LoveMzJacquelineCAmiigatLivefortoday678Sweetpeachxx______
    Roweboat13G
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Someone who knows I'm not perfect, yet stares at me like I'm the most perfect woman he has ever seen...that's what I want.

    • 213
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    rustygunterA_SmartAssturkeyheadmachayudoinJohnDuffy21RyuofbladesICountBeanssdemon_disguise
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    • RETWEETS
    turkeyheadmacRyuofblades_The_Medusa_demon_disguiseAmiigat2ScuraCarrieELawrencecafraf
    MasterOfFury
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'm getting naked. You're either with me or against me.

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    feosterustygunterA_gligsjeocchiuzzihippoanonymousFlipFlopCenULFrankE_Saysshannon2703
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    feosteSpoiled_Red_32A_SmartAssturkeyheadmacminimaysiadriaen2009MeldiesattheendRyuofblades
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Life may never be as good as it should be, but it's never as bad as it could be.

    • 189
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    rustygunterDurtMcHurttturkeyheadmacJohnDuffy21MitchoacanRyuofbladesdemon_disguisecarob_tree________
    • 72
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    DurtMcHurttRyuofbladesdemon_disguiseSsamanthaa_Mcarob_tree________jennsmonkeyboyButterFlyEffx____mydmac
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Duck... Duck... Grey Goose! ~The adult version.

    • 159
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    rustygunterRoweboat13GA_SmartAssDigHerUpturkeyheadmacRyuofbladesdemon_disguiseAndLive2Love
    • 72
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    turkeyheadmacJavi_Airella__frasergigiTMTAmiigatthatguy_kevleezalidisArmandoColon7__
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I want you to know that someone cares. Not me, but someone does.

    • 153
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    rustygunterRoweboat13GturkeyheadmacJudgmentalJesusSummerloveX0rage_chaosfridaykickboxMitchoacan
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    Roweboat13GCharlotteDeRienfridaykickboxdemon_disguiseMoodymimzyella__fraserScottTlucky______peterHov
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit. You're welcome.

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    rustygunterA_SmartAssturkeyheadmacella__fraserRyuofbladesdemon_disguiseNotawhinerEvilSchwartzie
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    rustygunterturkeyheadmacRyuofbladesthatguy_kevImApRoUkNoHalbeerzDirty_Braziloveleov
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I don't feel like doing anything today.


    Except, you. I'd do you...

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    rustyguntersweetg35turkeyheadmacfridaykickboxella__fraserRyuofbladesdemon_disguiseNotawhiner
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    turkeyheadmacRyuofbladesthebitchfilesjudgedAmiigatMiralelbarranyIamtheGrimace____mydmac
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    No, the tits are real. The smile is fake.

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    rustygunterRoweboat13GNthenude29A_SmartAssDigHerUpmrzdavidturkeyheadmachayudoin
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    turkeyheadmachayudoinlalenguafuerteCrystalizeGingegangtokayjenn_angelicjayne_tyrrellnakedlaughing____
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I think my virginity is growing back...

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    feosterustygunterA_SmartAssDigHerUpturkeyheadmachayudoinOnTheJobTrngDadella__fraser
    • 50
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    feosteturkeyheadmacella__fraserRyuofbladesdemon_disguisebbseaside________ScottTlucky______sayruh_g
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I wish your mother would have swallowed you.

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    feosterustygunterturkeyheadmachayudoinRyuofbladessilentsouvlakiRccola115demon_disguise
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    feosterustygunterRyuofbladesScottTlucky______Erotic_ArabMEGraybush________favstar1000favsFuckery_is_This__
    My_Ego_Altered
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'll take flaws over fake any day.

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    rustygunterturkeyheadmacpsychotropictfridaykickboxyazeuaxRyuofbladesvlowgoesLadyBoss502
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    RyuofbladessubterraneandLadyBoss502RandomBest_The_Medusa_demon_disguiseemkriebelR1PP3RK1NG
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Leave fat people alone. They already have enough on their plate.

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    p_phunk27OXLylesArreguy23quietwhispers42NnyScsbsrustygunterMaynani__________abtherockstar87
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    p_phunk27katyarnold76Arreguy23quietwhispers42rustygunterFrankCurtisBmukysmallsMasterOfFury
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis".

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    quietwhispers42rustygunter1evilidiotDigHerUpsweetg35turkeyheadmacyazeuaxRyuofblades
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    quietwhispers42rustygunterfavstar1000favsturkeyheadmacRyuofbladesdemon_disguiseticknadaaryuserius________
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'm gonna dip that bitch in Vagisil. Maybe that'll take care of that irritating cunt.

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    NicoleroxxuRageMichellerustygunterRoweboat13GturkeyheadmacMitchoacanyazeuaxRyuofblades
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    rustygunterRyuofbladesAmiigatDirty_Braziaryuserius________MasterOfFuryTaintUrBallsmelfigga3
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Being smart enough to ALWAYS read through a person's bullshit, is going to make me habitually single. Fuck you, stupid people. Fuck you.

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    rustygunterturkeyheadmacRyuofbladesdemon_disguiseNotawhinerEvilSchwartzie1evilidiotmydmac
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    JessSoRightcrimson_n_aquaticknadaMasterOfFuryAnnoyinglyhappyMsLuluBlueFavstar_NSFW68_mad____________
@Mel46290

@Mel46290

I will piss you off and I will like it.