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I wish I could exchange my heart for another liver. That way, I can drink more and care less.
Things to do tomorrow: 1) Buy a sword. 2) Name the sword Kindness. 3) Kill people with Kindness.
Someday, I hope to be able to afford one of the new iPhones...like the girl in front of me using food stamps.
If dicks had wings, my mouth would be an airport.
Fuck! For all you fuckers who can't use "lose" and "loose" correctly: "Loose" is what your wife is; "Lose" is what do everyday...at life.
I'm getting naked. You're either with me or against me.
Someone who knows I'm not perfect, yet stares at me like I'm the most perfect woman he has ever seen...that's what I want.
Life may never be as good as it should be, but it's never as bad as it could be.
Duck... Duck... Grey Goose! ~The adult version.
I want you to know that someone cares. Not me, but someone does.
I don't feel like doing anything today.
Except, you. I'd do you...
I'll take flaws over fake any day.
The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit. You're welcome.
I think my virginity is growing back...
No, the tits are real. The smile is fake.
I wish your mother would have swallowed you.
Leave fat people alone. They already have enough on their plate.
Life is like a T.V. with no remote. You have to get your ass up and change it yourself.
I'm gonna dip that bitch in Vagisil. Maybe that'll take care of that irritating cunt.
If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis".
I will fucking cuss whenever I fucking feel like it, mother fuckers.
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