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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I wish I could exchange my heart for another liver. That way, I can drink more and care less.

    • 512
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    DartingMittgnatmagliv_ec_atkdonutbesadichhabenichtptoups78anerdonfireSkinnieTalls
    • 320
    • RETWEETS
    jefwin46DartingMittgnatmagliv_ec_atkichhabenichtanerdonfireleesamedors5iinkedZombie
    1InTheStinkerShaunRightNowElifcelloHornyDrunkBob
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Things to do tomorrow: 1) Buy a sword. 2) Name the sword Kindness. 3) Kill people with Kindness.

    • 467
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    DartingMittThee1_4UiinkedZombieMateoNY23fusedudederagdoombabysoutonbail5oulhealer
    • 249
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    DartingMittCrooow1MateoNY23fusedudeNishparikh45oulhealerhirojesusturkeyheadmac
    GrampaGrump
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Someday, I hope to be able to afford one of the new iPhones...like the girl in front of me using food stamps.

    • 384
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    DartingMittWHEREISWALTJNRThisIsJoshSmithg_nowlanBrandenPierceliv_ec_atkflygrlmelsobyg
    • 211
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    DartingMittWHEREISWALTJNRliv_ec_atkflygrlmelaxenbaneanerdonfirefusedude5oulhealer
    MrToleton
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    If dicks had wings, my mouth would be an airport.

    • 314
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    punkwreckDrivelodeonDartingMittScarsFourEyesThee1_4UiinkedZombieCrooow1mikefoxxx
    • 110
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    jefwin46DrivelodeonDartingMittCrooow1MateoNY23ArdentHeart9fusedudePhilip37937
    Dirty_Braziaryuserius________
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Fuck! For all you fuckers who can't use "lose" and "loose" correctly: "Loose" is what your wife is; "Lose" is what do everyday...at life.

    • 254
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    DartingMittMateoNY23fusedudebadboycarlosdDickstracted__OneeghaCarolNewfiechick21OneHoneylady
    • 101
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    DartingMittfusedude5oulhealerSlaterWouldGorezeskiGiddythefuckuphirojesusrustygunter
    Roweboat13G
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'm getting naked. You're either with me or against me.

    • 237
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    BadriyaAlrabahDartingMittMateoNY23fusedudendiquotescearleyCoiaNYashdal2012
    • 75
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    DartingMittfusedudethistletat13Jay16282dixonshuman1evilidiotOneHoneyladyThaiCaliber
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Someone who knows I'm not perfect, yet stares at me like I'm the most perfect woman he has ever seen...that's what I want.

    • 223
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    DartingMittMateoNY23fusedudebeckykt2OneHoneyladyLaurieLooney3JyrkkanenKjMagicSoulVibe
    • 79
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    DartingMittfusedudeOneHoneylady5oulhealershepher25038479ScarsFourEyesturkeyheadmacRyuofblades
    MasterOfFury
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Life may never be as good as it should be, but it's never as bad as it could be.

    • 201
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    DartingMittScarsFourEyesIntoFallingsingingdoves13Danni7676thriftyfinnSkinnieTallsMateoNY23
    • 79
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    DartingMittDanni7676vbryant79SkinnieTallsfusedudeOneHoneylady5oulhealerDurtMcHurtt
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I want you to know that someone cares. Not me, but someone does.

    • 168
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    bipolarraccooninnocent_bitch_johnnymac_19iinkedZombieDartingMittScarsFourEyesidiosityMateoNY23
    • 81
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    liv_ec_atkIsTheNewBlackjohnnymac_19iinkedZombieDartingMittScarsFourEyesMateoNY23fazzayl__
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Duck... Duck... Grey Goose! ~The adult version.

    • 166
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    MateoNY23beg_danishfusedudeMDubyDooOneHoneyladyderagdoom5oulhealerrustygunter
    • 75
    • RETWEETS
    JennnAnndJuicefusedude5oulhealerturkeyheadmacJavi_Airella__frasergigiTMTAmiigat
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'll take flaws over fake any day.

    • 122
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    iinkedZombieBadriyaAlrabahTower_TrampDartingMittlalalovelindsaypoemproseawarnow3TerseLilts
    • 101
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    mohamudmohamudTower_TrampDartingMittpoemproseLipLush1_soulfulloflovebig_scottie_69nmm8206
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I don't feel like doing anything today.


    Except, you. I'd do you...

    • 163
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    iinkedZombieDartingMittBonJovi32ScarsFourEyesMateoNY23Miss_Firefly_fusedudeCamiBWhite11
    • 59
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    DartingMittBonJovi32ScarsFourEyesfusedude5oulhealerturkeyheadmacRyuofbladesthebitchfiles
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit. You're welcome.

    • 171
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    DartingMittScarsFourEyesMateoNY23fazzayl__fuseduderustygunterA_SmartAssturkeyheadmac
    • 47
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    DartingMittfuseduderustygunterturkeyheadmacRyuofbladesthatguy_kevImApRoUkNoHalbeerz
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I think my virginity is growing back...

    • 139
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    DartingMittdaphnepotter69ScarsFourEyesMateoNY23TheRileyFactorArdentHeart9fusedudetessy_lynn
    • 57
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    SpacePrisonerDartingMittScarsFourEyesTheRileyFactorfusedude5oulhealerfavstar_historyfeoste__
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    No, the tits are real. The smile is fake.

    • 140
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    DartingMittScarsFourEyesMateoNY23wayneb1017fusedudeJyrkkanenKjmiller55_millerintherawmusic
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    DartingMittfusedudeCamiBWhite11SmuttWhisperer5oulhealerturkeyheadmachayudoinlalenguafuerte
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I wish your mother would have swallowed you.

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    DartingMittScarsFourEyesMateoNY23fusedudeella__fraserdmvkittiespacecadetog420lolpleaseshutup
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    DartingMittfusedude5oulhealerfeoste__rustygunterRyuofbladesScottTlucky______Erotic_Arab
    My_Ego_Altered
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Leave fat people alone. They already have enough on their plate.

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    DartingMittScarsFourEyesMateoNY23ArdentHeart9fusedudeDougLuebbeGamerLeighRobRabbMusic
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    Truli_KhiangteDartingMittfusedudeGamerLeighididntsaypleaseRobRabbMusicDreamingOutYou__ella__fraser
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Life is like a T.V. with no remote. You have to get your ass up and change it yourself.

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    DrivelodeonDartingMittScarsFourEyesMateoNY23majorbumsorfusedudeChowi60OneeghaCarol
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    Truli_KhiangteDartingMittfusedudeChowi60CatWhispurrernvshvlislolpleaseshutup5oulhealer
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis".

    • 114
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    Royal_FuckerTruli_KhiangteDrivelodeonDartingMittMateoNY23SilkySavagefusedudesoulindivision
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    Royal_FuckerDrivelodeonDartingMittfusedude5oulhealerquietwhispers42rustygunterfavstar1000favs
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'm gonna dip that bitch in Vagisil. Maybe that'll take care of that irritating cunt.

    • 111
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    DrivelodeonDartingMittMateoNY23SilkySavagefusedudeStokesTpstokesintherawmusicNewfiechick21
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    DartingMittfusedudeStokesTpstokesSomeCdnGirl__Newfiechick21nvshvlis5oulhealerrustygunter
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