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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Gift @Mel46290 Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Things to do tomorrow: 1) Buy a sword. 2) Name the sword Kindness. 3) Kill people with Kindness.

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    GrampaGrump
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Someday, I hope to be able to afford one of the new iPhones...like the girl in front of me using food stamps.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    If dicks had wings, my mouth would be an airport.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Fuck! For all you fuckers who can't use "lose" and "loose" correctly: "Loose" is what your wife is; "Lose" is what do everyday...at life.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'm getting naked. You're either with me or against me.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Someone who knows I'm not perfect, yet stares at me like I'm the most perfect woman he has ever seen...that's what I want.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Life may never be as good as it should be, but it's never as bad as it could be.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I want you to know that someone cares. Not me, but someone does.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Duck... Duck... Grey Goose! ~The adult version.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'll take flaws over fake any day.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I don't feel like doing anything today.


    Except, you. I'd do you...

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit. You're welcome.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    No, the tits are real. The smile is fake.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I think my virginity is growing back...

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I wish your mother would have swallowed you.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Leave fat people alone. They already have enough on their plate.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Life is like a T.V. with no remote. You have to get your ass up and change it yourself.

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis".

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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'm gonna dip that bitch in Vagisil. Maybe that'll take care of that irritating cunt.

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