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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I wish I could exchange my heart for another liver. That way, I can drink more and care less.

    • 498
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    CatWhispurrerapetrashekderagdoombluemtndrifterddogsbbqevem3281Grumpigrower5oulhealer
    • 309
    • RETWEETS
    shris_TbluemtndrifterNishparikh4Grumpigrower5oulhealerhirojesusrustygunteraamerilyas
    1InTheStinkerShaunRightNowElifcelloHornyDrunkBob
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Things to do tomorrow: 1) Buy a sword. 2) Name the sword Kindness. 3) Kill people with Kindness.

    • 462
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    deragdoombabysoutonbail5oulhealerGiddythefuckupmeghnagill2012hirojesusScarsFourEyesrustygunter
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    • RETWEETS
    Nishparikh45oulhealerhirojesusturkeyheadmacfeoste__RyuofbladesSauteegunsMkgandas
    GrampaGrump
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Someday, I hope to be able to afford one of the new iPhones...like the girl in front of me using food stamps.

    • 368
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    OneHoneyladyjjravl5oulhealerGiddythefuckupScorpio1080hirojesusScarsFourEyesfeoste__
    • 204
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    5oulhealerhirojesusfeoste__ygprydrustygunterjaysondwatexpensivehighsDropsNoPanties
    MrToleton
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    If dicks had wings, my mouth would be an airport.

    • 301
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    rezeskimeghnagill2012hirojesusIsabel_Cavazosfeoste__rustygunterDanaDanaj1124KarenLyneButler
    • 103
    • RETWEETS
    Philip37937Giddythefuckuphirojesusfeoste__fatbellybeaucland137DurtMcHurttmanthing11
    Dirty_Braziaryuserius________
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Fuck! For all you fuckers who can't use "lose" and "loose" correctly: "Loose" is what your wife is; "Lose" is what do everyday...at life.

    • 251
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    badboycarlosdDickstractedOneeghaCarolNewfiechick21OneHoneyladydubblastafanThinGFmeJEACARD
    • 99
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    5oulhealerSlaterWouldGorezeskiGiddythefuckuphirojesusrustygunterRoweboat13GRyuofblades
    Roweboat13G
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Someone who knows I'm not perfect, yet stares at me like I'm the most perfect woman he has ever seen...that's what I want.

    • 220
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    beckykt2OneHoneyladyLaurieLooney3JyrkkanenKjMagicSoulVibe5oulhealerScarsFourEyesrustygunter
    • 77
    • RETWEETS
    OneHoneylady5oulhealershepher25038479ScarsFourEyesturkeyheadmacRyuofblades_The_Medusa_demon_disguise
    MasterOfFury
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'm getting naked. You're either with me or against me.

    • 227
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    LadyInRedBlogCamiBWhite11JyrkkanenKjCatWhispurrerOneHoneyladyThaiCaliber5oulhealerDarylch
    • 69
    • RETWEETS
    OneHoneyladyThaiCaliber5oulhealerSilverBadgerScarsFourEyesfeoste__Spoiled_Red_32A_SmartAss
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Life may never be as good as it should be, but it's never as bad as it could be.

    • 192
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    MDubyDooCatWhispurrer5oulhealerrustygunterDurtMcHurttturkeyheadmacJohnDuffy21Mitchoacan
    • 74
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    OneHoneylady5oulhealerDurtMcHurttRyuofbladesdemon_disguiseSsamanthaa_Mcarob_tree________jennsmonkeyboy
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Duck... Duck... Grey Goose! ~The adult version.

    • 163
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    MDubyDooOneHoneyladyderagdoom5oulhealerrustygunterRoweboat13GA_SmartAssDigHerUp
    • 73
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    5oulhealerturkeyheadmacJavi_Airella__frasergigiTMTAmiigatthatguy_kevleezalidis
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I want you to know that someone cares. Not me, but someone does.

    • 156
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    lovedocnycOneHoneylady5oulhealerrustygunterRoweboat13GturkeyheadmacJudgmentalJesusSummerloveX0
    • 72
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    Newfy2014OneHoneylady5oulhealerRoweboat13GCharlotteDeRienjamitupindemon_disguiseMoodymimzy
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I don't feel like doing anything today.


    Except, you. I'd do you...

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    CamiBWhite11OneHoneyladyiyunadex4jennarobynn5oulhealerrustyguntersweetg35turkeyheadmac
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    5oulhealerturkeyheadmacRyuofbladesthebitchfilesjudgedAmiigatMiralelbarranyIamtheGrimace____
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit. You're welcome.

    • 166
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    rustygunterA_SmartAssturkeyheadmacella__fraserRyuofbladesdemon_disguiseNotawhinerEvilSchwartzie
    • 45
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    rustygunterturkeyheadmacRyuofbladesthatguy_kevImApRoUkNoHalbeerzDirty_Braziloveleov
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'll take flaws over fake any day.

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    stormzadorkelisabetherapybo_bindy_cyndiMinionTrainerLaru18LauraMapleSyrupPoetCatWhispurrercuddle_puddle
    • 88
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    KayzEvanstoddm_davisilleegal72Dead_by_Designcocomeleblueblood414deenasjointLaurieLooney3
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    No, the tits are real. The smile is fake.

    • 135
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    JyrkkanenKjmiller55_millerintherawmusic5oulhealerrustygunterRoweboat13GNthenude29A_SmartAss
    • 52
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    CamiBWhite11SmuttWhisperer5oulhealerturkeyheadmachayudoinlalenguafuerteEmeraldoriana__gangtokay
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I think my virginity is growing back...

    • 132
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    tessy_lynnmissargue5oulhealerfeoste__rustygunterA_SmartAssDigHerUpturkeyheadmac
    • 52
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    5oulhealerfavstar_historyfeoste__turkeyheadmacella__fraserRyuofbladesdemon_disguisebbseaside________
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I wish your mother would have swallowed you.

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    dmvkittiedoc420entlolpleaseshutup5oulhealerfeoste__rustygunterturkeyheadmachayudoin
    • 38
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    5oulhealerfeoste__rustygunterRyuofbladesScottTlucky______Erotic_ArabMEGraybush________favstar1000favs
    My_Ego_Altered
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Leave fat people alone. They already have enough on their plate.

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    shook_kevinOneeghaCarolWadeintheToilethammbone84deragdoomlolpleaseshutup5oulhealerp_phunk27
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    5oulhealerp_phunk27katyarnold76Arreguy23quietwhispers42rustygunterFrankCurtisBmukysmalls
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Life is like a T.V. with no remote. You have to get your ass up and change it yourself.

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    Chowi60OneeghaCaroldoc420entlolpleaseshutup5oulhealertrickortreat_btKweezyKyramotorace177
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    Chowi60CatWhispurrerTachyonicSporelolpleaseshutup5oulhealerNASAspaceman12MasterOfFuryturkeyheadmac
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'm gonna dip that bitch in Vagisil. Maybe that'll take care of that irritating cunt.

    • 106
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    StokesTpstokesintherawmusicNewfiechick215oulhealerNicoleroxxuRageMichellerustygunterRoweboat13G
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    StokesTpstokesSomeCdnGirlNewfiechick21TachyonicSpore5oulhealerrustygunterRyuofbladesAmiigat
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis".

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    evem3281Scott_A_Gilmore5oulhealerquietwhispers42rustygunter1evilidiotDigHerUpsweetg35
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    5oulhealerquietwhispers42rustygunterfavstar1000favsturkeyheadmacRyuofbladesdemon_disguiseticknada
@Mel46290

@Mel46290

I will piss you off and I will like it.