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  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I wish I could exchange my heart for another liver. That way, I can drink more and care less.

    • 504
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    leesamedors5iinkedZombieMateoNY23bethywethy32__fusedudeshanetheveinCatWhispurrerapetrashek
    • 314
    • RETWEETS
    leesamedors5iinkedZombieJedekohbethywethy32__fusedudeshris_TbluemtndrifterNishparikh4
    1InTheStinkerShaunRightNowElifcelloHornyDrunkBob
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Things to do tomorrow: 1) Buy a sword. 2) Name the sword Kindness. 3) Kill people with Kindness.

    • 465
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    iinkedZombieMateoNY23fusedudederagdoombabysoutonbail5oulhealerGiddythefuckupmeghnagill2012
    • 248
    • RETWEETS
    Crooow1MateoNY23fusedudeNishparikh45oulhealerhirojesusturkeyheadmacfeoste__
    GrampaGrump
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Someday, I hope to be able to afford one of the new iPhones...like the girl in front of me using food stamps.

    • 371
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    iinkedZombieMateoNY23fusedudeOneHoneyladyjjravl5oulhealerGiddythefuckupScorpio1080
    • 205
    • RETWEETS
    fusedude5oulhealerhirojesusfeoste__ygprydrustygunterjaysondwatexpensivehighs
    MrToleton
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    If dicks had wings, my mouth would be an airport.

    • 309
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    iinkedZombieCrooow1mikefoxxxMateoNY23rideonUSAEdgarAllenShidArdentHeart9fusedude
    • 107
    • RETWEETS
    Crooow1MateoNY23ArdentHeart9fusedudePhilip37937Giddythefuckuphirojesusfeoste__
    Dirty_Braziaryuserius________
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Fuck! For all you fuckers who can't use "lose" and "loose" correctly: "Loose" is what your wife is; "Lose" is what do everyday...at life.

    • 253
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    MateoNY23fusedudebadboycarlosdDickstracted__OneeghaCarolNewfiechick21OneHoneyladydubblastafan
    • 100
    • RETWEETS
    fusedude5oulhealerSlaterWouldGorezeskiGiddythefuckuphirojesusrustygunterRoweboat13G
    Roweboat13G
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'm getting naked. You're either with me or against me.

    • 235
    • FAVS
    MateoNY23fusedudendiquotescearleyCoiaNYashdal2012elephants41Jay16282
    • 74
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudethistletat13Jay16282dixonshuman1evilidiotOneHoneyladyThaiCaliber5oulhealer
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Someone who knows I'm not perfect, yet stares at me like I'm the most perfect woman he has ever seen...that's what I want.

    • 222
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    MateoNY23fusedudebeckykt2OneHoneyladyLaurieLooney3JyrkkanenKjMagicSoulVibe5oulhealer
    • 78
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeOneHoneylady5oulhealershepher25038479ScarsFourEyesturkeyheadmacRyuofblades_The_Medusa_
    MasterOfFury
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Life may never be as good as it should be, but it's never as bad as it could be.

    • 194
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    MateoNY23fusedudeMDubyDooCatWhispurrer5oulhealerrustygunterDurtMcHurttturkeyheadmac
    • 75
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeOneHoneylady5oulhealerDurtMcHurttRyuofbladesdemon_disguiseSsamanthaa_Mcarob_tree________
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Duck... Duck... Grey Goose! ~The adult version.

    • 166
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    MateoNY23beg_danishfusedudeMDubyDooOneHoneyladyderagdoom5oulhealerrustygunter
    • 75
    • RETWEETS
    JaneDohNowUKnowfusedude5oulhealerturkeyheadmacJavi_Airella__frasergigiTMTAmiigat
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I want you to know that someone cares. Not me, but someone does.

    • 162
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    idiosityMateoNY23KhaleddAhmedMiss_Firefly_fazzaylfusedudelovedocnycOneHoneylady
    • 75
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    MateoNY23fazzaylfusedudeNewfy2014__OneHoneylady5oulhealerRoweboat13GCharlotteDeRien
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I don't feel like doing anything today.


    Except, you. I'd do you...

    • 159
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    MateoNY23Miss_Firefly_fusedudeCamiBWhite11OneHoneyladyAhhdaejennarobynn5oulhealer
    • 56
    • RETWEETS
    fusedude5oulhealerturkeyheadmacRyuofbladesthebitchfilesjudgedAmiigatMiralelbarrany
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit. You're welcome.

    • 169
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    MateoNY23fazzaylfuseduderustygunterA_SmartAssturkeyheadmacella__fraserRyuofblades
    • 46
    • RETWEETS
    fuseduderustygunterturkeyheadmacRyuofbladesthatguy_kevImApRoUkNoHalbeerzDirty_Brazi
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'll take flaws over fake any day.

    • 107
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    MateoNY23SupernovaWickedfusedudestormzadorkelisabetherapybo_bindy_cyndiMinionTrainerLaru18Laura
    • 89
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeKayzEvanstoddm_davisilleegal72Dead_by_Designcocomeleblueblood414deenasjoint
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    No, the tits are real. The smile is fake.

    • 138
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    MateoNY23wayneb1017fusedudeJyrkkanenKjmiller55_millerintherawmusic5oulhealerrustygunter
    • 53
    • RETWEETS
    fusedudeCamiBWhite11SmuttWhisperer5oulhealerturkeyheadmachayudoinlalenguafuerteEmeraldoriana__
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I think my virginity is growing back...

    • 136
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    MateoNY23TheRileyFactorArdentHeart9fusedudetessy_lynnmissargue5oulhealerfeoste__
    • 54
    • RETWEETS
    TheRileyFactorfusedude5oulhealerfavstar_historyfeoste__turkeyheadmacella__fraserRyuofblades
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I wish your mother would have swallowed you.

    • 141
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    MateoNY23fusedudeella__fraserdmvkittiespacecadetog420lolpleaseshutup5oulhealerfeoste__
    • 39
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    fusedude5oulhealerfeoste__rustygunterRyuofbladesScottTlucky______Erotic_ArabMEGraybush________
    My_Ego_Altered
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Leave fat people alone. They already have enough on their plate.

    • 113
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    MateoNY23ArdentHeart9fusedudeDougLuebbeGamerLeighRobRabbMusicella__frasershook_kevin
    • 55
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    fusedudeGamerLeighididntsaypleaseRobRabbMusicDreamingOutYou__ella__fraser5oulhealerp_phunk27
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    Life is like a T.V. with no remote. You have to get your ass up and change it yourself.

    • 78
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    MateoNY23majorbumsorfusedudeChowi60OneeghaCarolspacecadetog420lolpleaseshutup5oulhealer
    • 63
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    fusedudeChowi60CatWhispurrernvshvlislolpleaseshutup5oulhealerNASAspaceman12MasterOfFury
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    I'm gonna dip that bitch in Vagisil. Maybe that'll take care of that irritating cunt.

    • 109
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    MateoNY23SilkySavagefusedudeStokesTpstokesintherawmusicNewfiechick215oulhealerNicoleroxxu
    • 28
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    fusedudeStokesTpstokesSomeCdnGirl__Newfiechick21nvshvlis5oulhealerrustygunterRyuofblades
  • Mel46290
      Melaine @Mel46290

    If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis".

    • 110
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    MateoNY23SilkySavagefusedudeevem3281Scott_A_Gilmore5oulhealerquietwhispers42rustygunter
    • 24
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    fusedude5oulhealerquietwhispers42rustygunterfavstar1000favsturkeyheadmacRyuofbladesdemon_disguise
@Mel46290

@Mel46290

I will fucking cuss whenever I fucking feel like it, mother fuckers.