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If you can not appreciate my air drumming during any Phil Collins song then im affraid we can no longer be friends
A vigorous masturbation session. "Hand to Gland Combat". #ShitMickNevenSays
Just spilt hot chocolate down my shirt!!!!!! HOT!!!
My bed is amazing and warm
He is a cattle dog cross and is very very friendly but gets scared easy. Please contact me if u see him or think u have 0400959514
Today i am not putting any clothes on..
Finally got my dates for England :)
I reckon Federer will take it out but i really want murray to win :)
Have just been told that it is rude to ask if people have an innie or outie vagina!
#AdvertisingHasTaughtMe Bunnings staff love their jobs
"iss tthhis thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm"
"ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo tuurrnn iit ooffff"
Boyfriends are like pools. I dont have one...
Mel! I hate your teapot!! Beyond smutty & queen of the nymphs, Mel is a super charged, potty mouth vixen.