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#slowtwitter? I believe the word you're looking for is Monday.
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juicymorselMissThang737holmanclapifyoulikemebrokenlifeMsVitchMela_De
"The only thing worse than being looked at is being looked at like you're some kind of cleft-foreheaded carnival freak." - Oscar Wilde
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navanaxMela_DeJessGeesamanInsouciantGeekmoegreebPunkrockiedorsalstreamMorrosKnowShitgiromide
Thank God it wasn't a rectal thermometer. http://is.gd/a93IS
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Mela_De
Nobody ever notices me. In retrospect, the all-over body tattoo with invisible ink was maybe a bad idea.
I can't believe corey haim died. Wait, yes i can
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Mela_De
Tickle Me Elmo quits Sesame Street, admits he "non-sexually" groped Bert and Ernie.
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Mela_DeCroweJamSpooky_JohnsonBettyLieskambrock
Well, yeah, but what about me?
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CapsaholicMela_DeCroweJamrongillmoreXytrexamuirinPunkrockieBlondHousewifeNFS2912santhonythomas
While in Toronto I am going to stop by Corey Haim's childhood home and light a candle.

Meh, maybe I'll just go to Pizza Hut.
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thedutySilkPillowSuck_A_DuckHooberbloobiamjustcarabedheadblondepiercedbratMela_DeQuinnKsarkastickuntPunkrockieBeerhazedropdeadchris
I just sneezed three times in a row and it was amazing. I think my immune system is offering me a consolation prize for not getting any.
I'm kind of ahead of schedule. The curse of the overachiever.
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LorisaysMela_Deashamedtosaybehindyourback
According to chief exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth, the Vatician is the devil's playground.



And all this time, I thought it was Congress.
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TymethiefbedheadblondeUncleDynamitenavanaxMela_DeCroweJamMeetingBoyBlue_CrabTrick_or_tweetPunkrockielinajk_CalebKblondediva11coreyhindsBlondHousewifeBeef_Tongue
Nothing like some free-range Kei$ha trashing to improve your mood.
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Mela_DeamuirinImAwake2CroweJamPunkrockiebeingtheo
To do today:
Nap ✔
Call lawyer
Nap✔
Email accountant
Nap
Eat something
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superduperjesMela_DeMeetingBoyImAwake2giromidePunkrockie
Who? Me? Oh, nothing.... just getting burrito juice on my tie. <<mostly not a euphemism>>
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TymethiefyococomoUncleDynamiteQuinnKMela_DeMeetingBoyImAwake2OxpyCaveMaster5000CroweJamPunkrockieblondediva11BlondHousewife
Imagine if Apple had picked some other variety of apple to call their computers in 1984. I could be typing this on my GrannyBook Pro.
Fritos or Cheetos? WHY DO I HAVE TO MAKE ALL THE DIFFICULT DECISIONS?
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WadetoBlackiamjustcararedtothetoneMela_DeQuinnKbeingtheoCroweJamMystique1975
when i interrupted my colleague's tale of hot flashes to discuss bras i got on sale, she called me rude & self-absorbed.
HELLO have we met?
Quick! Must have shower before they shut off water again!
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Mela_DemoegreebPunkrockie
RIP to my imaginary boyfriend when I was 13, Corey Haim.
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NotHotMela_DemoegreebPunkrockiedropdeadchris
Ok I have to go back to curling up in a fetal position now.
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