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I cant hop on the st pattys day wagon. I fell off a looooong time ago.
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ive come to the conclusion that people who talk shit, actually eat shit.

nasties.
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Yeah. The most awesome birthday song ever. Jon Lajoie http://youtu.be/Youp9r30hjs
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I bet chuck norris doesn't get sick. His beard punches sick in the face.
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in real life i have laryngitis. people are happy about that.

its too bad theres no typingitis to save all you, right?

well fuck you too.
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you think corey is in neverland and instead of pirates theres vampires? yeah. thats awesome.
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apparently every shit i take must be accounted for.
so, here's my time log asshole.
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"STOP! STOP IT! NO REALLY STOP!"

"what?"

"STOP looking at me... its your face... your face is just so... so...
UGLY YOURE SCARING ME STOP"
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Mela_De
im way funnier in my head.


so are you.
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yeah, yeah stars sars
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Mela_De
i deserve a standing ovation for being the most awesomest awesome me that i am.



STANDING OVATION I SAY

#wheresmyoscar
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Mela_De
BIGELOOOOOOW SAY WUUUUUT WOOOOO
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Mela_De
If you make me call you DJ I will automatically refer to you as DoucheJuice.


just sayin.
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I just ate 4 double stuffed oreos.

Ok, I'm lying.

I only ate the middle of all 4 of them. holla
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WHERE THE FUCK IS WALDO
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Mela_De
its pretty funny that microsoft word 07 automatically capitalized Hogwarts.
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Mela_De
yup. its official.




im lame.
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Mela_De
chia pets are cool. but i always end up with a do-do-do-douchebag
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Mela_De
im a virgin.

as in... yeah im a liar.

as in... its been so long i probably AM a virgin again.

as in... whos up?

as in... my windows open
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BOOBIES
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