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I just blew my nose and I think some of my brain came out. #fb
I would give my left nut for a medium Coke from McDonald's right now.
Oh look, 8 spam accounts in a row just started following me. I'M SO HONOURED.
Josiah: I like eating boogers. Me: Oh really? What do they taste like? Josiah: Like snot. #fb
Interesting that in this tribe a woman is not allowed to show any part of her thighs as it's considered offensive but being topless is fine.
Love this typo on the Coles Online site: Quaker Muesli Bar Miced Nut
Making nachos. HELL YEAH. #fb
Toilet with a heated floor and seat. #wheniwinlotto
Both my kids are pooping at the same time.